You see I am a half-human half-elf with demon blood who lives in the outskirts of the elfwood, i studied ancient magic from the lost city of erm and recently returned from retro tokyo where i was trained in the sacred art of kendo and...

if i show up to your D&D session, please run away

out here living in the Relatively Unpleasant Forest, which actually isn't as bad as it sounds. Quiet place, rent's cheap

The Crap Lands

This speaks to me

If you look closely, it's just a slightly malformed Eurasia.

I'm ashamed to admit that my conworld looks way too close to this for my own comfort, albeit with fewer stereotypes and fantasy tropes. Which is to say that all the actually interesting worldbuilding is in the eastern two-thirds of the world, whereas I just sort of phoned in the countries of the western third to consist of not-Intermarium, not-Britain, not-Ireland, and not-America.

find me at the mountains of muscles doing muscle shit

Hey I've seen this bit before! (source on this version)

Compare and contrast.

Me in the Robbin' Woods

Hey, it's a map of Azeroth from World of Warcraft!

I'll take the Icecastle of the Necrolord. Everyone is welcome here as long as they pass (well, fail) the lib test

Oh hey it's Midland (Europe) from Berserk

Kik-Shin Monastery

Looking nervously at the map of Unicorn Overlord

“The rude stone”

man i wish more fantasy had & dealt with steppe folks. the game of thrones version sucked, Elder Scrolls has none, Lord of the Rings only has them obliquely mentioned

I'm in Druiddos trading booty for violence (it's consensual)(I'm a masochist)

I'm in the Bloody Great Big Swamp.

My job is to figure out if it's a Bloody Great Big Swamp or a Bloody Great Big Swamp.

Is this just the Lord of the eings map or did someone put actual effort into this something thats ment to be generic?

I'm in the sub-sub-sub-sub-urbs* of ZhZhZh**, trying to perfect my pronounciation and never hear about the rest of Generica. I'm also a dwarf and i'm digging a hole. Diggy diggy hole***.

*It's pretty much deeper than the main urbs, and no, it don't include lawns, unless we count mushrooms
**It's actually pronounced zH!zH!zH!, sorta between loud snoring and sounds of exertion during digging one hole too many
***This is as far as i am willing to go, if i hear one more hey ho hey ho, it's axe time.

I'm the Necrolord, because I've been trying to change my name and official gender to Necrolady, but the fucking wizards of the bureu of gender affairs are fucking me over because I'm "Evil". Fucking unbelievable, I'll invade and freeze the whole country over for this!

I'm in the Cave of the Sandy Bandits filling my pockets with sand for sneak attacks

Look,ladz, dey's got a playse fu' us orc-y types! I's gonna stay der til da time when we's gotz to slog it out wiv da hoomies and shorties and whatzits

Giant Swamp 100%.