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[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Probably saw someone wearing a keffiyeh and tried to commit a hit and run

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Or trying to pull over because he saw a black man minding their own business that he wanted to chase with a shotgun.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago

Holy shit this title is fucking gold, good work comrade

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I'm 100% certain he's going to publicly go from (D) to (R) at some point in his career

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Possibly. PA is more of a D state on the state level, but barely.

It would be interesting if someone like Summer Lee could unseat him. I hesitate to call for her to abandon her current House seat, because the pool of "not demonic" politicians is super low. But at the same time I would like to see the best ones we have elevated as far as we can. And unseating a liar and a genocidal monster like Fetterman is incredibly important. But the replacement cannot just be another liberal but perhaps with better "aesthetics." The days of "aesthetics" voting (Biden v Trump for example) are over for me and I think a growing number of people. I actually hate people like Obama and Biden, who pretend to be civil and whatever else, more than open "spit in your face" assholes like Trump or, I dunno, Tom Cotton. Obviously the latter two are gigantic pieces of shit rhetorically, but in the end, all of their actions are effectively equivalent. Talib, Omar, Summer Lee, and some few others are the only ones who present an actual measurable, in their actions, difference. Not enough, etc. etc. yeah they're politicians in the United States. They clear the bar on being human though. Fetterman does not.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I may not be Dale Earnhardt, but I crashed because I couldn't turn left

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

Maybe some jail time will sort you out, sweetie.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think you should leave bit when Robinson crashes his hotdog car in his hotdog costume but it's Fetterman in a normal car but still in the hotdog costume because he's such a fucking slob.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Being a slob is his only endearing quality

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

I believe the industry term for what is happening to his brain is called “percussive maintenance”

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

lock him up

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Senators don't have drivers? I'm legit surprised we let Senators drive themselves just based on their average age.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Rep. Jackie Walorski had a driver and he got her killed

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Veering hard to the left would be worse.

Yet another reason cars are bad, they make centrism look correct.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I feel like maybe the guy who said he got brain damage from a stroke should lose his driving license

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

there's different kinds of brain damage, none of us are his doctor.

But admittedly given this news you might be right

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Yeah I'm not trying to be ableist here I just think at some point some medical professional told him "You probably should not operate heavy motor vehicles" anymore they do and then the question as to whether he does or does not is entirely up to him

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Super Mutant in the whip, where he going tho

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

imagine getting rear-ended and it's a fucking senator. I would snap

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd be mad if they were at fault and they weren't hurt. Like if you're going to be accidentally involved with a senator, at least make it so their biography has to say "They died rear-ending Joe Dingus, a random man on his way to pick up his son."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

this just reminds me of how biden always lies about the driver being drunk in the accident where his wife and kid(s) died

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

reddit-logo libs be like "who cares? I crash my car every weekend! On purpose!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

The wild part is that he wasn't even in a car when it happened.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

his 7 foot behemoth freak ass shouldn't even be allowed behind a wheel, probably has to curve his back into a C shape to avoid hitting his head on the ceiling

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

🎶I crashed my car into the bridge, I don't care! I love Israel, I don't care!

You want me down on Earth, but I am up in space You're so damn hard to please, we gotta kill these kids

You're from the campuses, but I'm a zionist 🎵

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Needs his brake checked and his brain checked

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

excellent pun