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no way this guy makes it another 4 years

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Imagine being such a a cuck that you go to a celebration that was put on by the people who gave more money and political cover to the people who killed your brother.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"We should all agree: The answer is not to defund the police. The answer is to fund the police. Fund them with resources and training they need to protect our communities."

  • Joe Biden
[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Every officer everywhere should have their own Abrams tank that is filled to the brim with grenades, 50cal guns, and should come with a mobile orphan crushing machine. Every beat cop needs to bring back ten scalps daily or they don't get their free Timmy's coffee

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Jesus christ

I thought it was exaggerating, but he legit is just standing there rock still like a wax dummy, and then that initial sideways look

This man's brain is pudding

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Can’t blame him honestly. Who hasn’t felt so alienated and awkward that they froze up at a party? You tankies will attack Biden for anything.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Defending Biden's clear mental decline as neurodivergence is some fucked twitter/Tumblr energy we have just lathed into being lathe-of-heaven

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Committing genocide is just a sign that he thinks differently sweaty.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

This doesn't look that different from how Mcconnell was freezing up a few months back, and they're not far off in age.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's still wild to me how this fucking segregationist became like the first "black" president.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Clinton was the first black president for... reasons, I suppose

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Every president that has token gestures towards black people while still writing law that hurts them gets the label of the first.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

so thomas jefferson, first black president then?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Is he going to make it to the election?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I do wonder if there would be enough of a rally around her in response to Biden's death that could overcome the disadvantages of a racist, sexist electorate. Because otherwise, I just see her getting destroyed.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (4 children)

had to exit the primary before it went to her own state because her polling was so bad top-cop

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Oh yeah, totally... but! USian brainworms go into super activation mode in the face of "tragedy." And again, we're only really talking about the 5 or 7 swing states. I would expect all your typical red/blue states to maintain their usual outcome.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If she's the nominee trump wins 40 states.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's hilarious to consider that Kamala Harris might be the single national Democrat less electable than Joe Biden. DNC really knocking it out of the park since 2008 amerikkka-clap

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

honestly I think it might be a toss-up between Kamala and Hillary, fuck that would be a sick-ass debate to watch if I were still into popping muscle relaxers and drinking

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

she withdrew one day before the deadline to be off the ballot, early December (CA primary was March 3)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

avoided a disastrous result in her home state by the skin of her teeth

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

just remembered how she had two campaign HQs that would argue with each other

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

lmao I had forgotten about that! One was run by her actual campaign manager, one was run by her sister, I think? Clearly this person has the management and delegation experience to run a nation!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Kamala didn't even make it to Iowa lol

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Hillary 2 electric buttplug

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

It's tricky.

They can't work any faster. It certainly will be ready by about mid-November but - of course - that's far too late. Biden 2.0 has remained stubbornly in beta for years now. They've got a hard choice to make. Do they keep Biden at 1.65.774 and hope and pray he makes to election day without a catastrophic failure? It's 1.65.774 or 2.0. There's no middle ground. There are too many inoperabilities. They could put out 2.0 in about a month or so and then hope and pray that version doesn't have bugs that will cost him the election. They're fucked either way.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sam just quantum leaped into his body and he's trying to figure out where he is, when he is, who he is, what's going on, and thinking "oh boy".

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

bring that show back. god dammit capitalism, let us have something

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I once saw the episode where he becomes a monkey. He runs around in tighty whities for a solid hour. It was awesome.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It did get brought back in 2022. It's not great.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

dammit. [sigh] okay, can I get sent back to live in 1990?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

holy shit this is so funny

like in a fucked up dark way

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's not Joe! That's his Disneyworld Hall of Presidents animatronic mannequin, and it had a wifi signal hiccup. RobotOS is great if you're able to guarantee connectivity between nodes, but once you take the 'bot outside of the environment like this, it's Joever. This is just another example of why hardware running industrial control system OSes should stay on the manufacturing floor. Those tiny antennas may look OK cosmetically on the BidenBot, but they can not handle the amount of RF interference bouncing around at a press event. Amateurs.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Looking forward to the 8 hour Jenny Nicholson video on the 2024 election experience.

edit: "Nothing I did had any impact on the outcome!"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Holy shit the reflexsively putting his hand up for a fist bump like some kind of defense mechanism looks like a routine a nurse would use with their patient.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He's not frozen, he's just white and can't dance

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

these funky rhythms are overloading his senses!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

A Youtube comment

My friend’s husband freezes like this, he also appears similarly wooden, for him it’s a side effect of the meds he takes for Parkinson’s. But Biden apparently doesn’t suffer from this neurological condition.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

DaBiden This guy is so beyond gone.

Seeing pictures of him recently standing next to Bibi, Z, and Macron make it clear just how fucking decrepit he is, Cryptkeeper ass.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

There's a solid "for the greater good" joke in there somewhere, but everything I come up with keeps sounding too much like fedposting

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: