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Couldn't have happened to a better guy.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can we also liquidate Alex Jones while we're at it?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Preferably literally. Turn him into fertilizer and feed him to soybean plants.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

We should turn him into some sort of chemical that can be expelled by airplanes, leaving a trail of alex jones particles hanging in the air

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

this dude is definitely made mostly of prions

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh that's exactly what I meant by my phrasing

There's lots of woodchippers out there

Or we could just get a really big blender

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

I'll do it by hand. For free!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Feet first.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Nah I don't want brain force in my beans

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

~~Soylent Green is people!~~

Soybean Green is Alex Jones!

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

1.5 billion in damages lmao gonna have to hand it to the judge on this one che-laugh

Though I wonder how much cash the families will see

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

Yeah that’s the kind of damages where it’s not even a real number it’s just “every drop of value you produce for the rest of your life”

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

Oh shit, I read this as "million"

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Proletarization, get owned LIB packwatch

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

alex-no-supplements "Listen Kid, I used to wage war with dark forced way more powerful than you, demonic hell beasts in walking flesh bags, literal baby eaters, 5th dimensional subatomic angels seeking to reap the Apocalypse, I..."

avgn "Alex, I just need you to show up on time so we can get these McChickens prepped! Show up late again, and I'm going to have to fire you! And for fucks sake put a shirt on!"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

itll be like edp445 trying to find work

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago

Dude cried the other day about having to sell his ranch.

Whether or not they were crocodile tears are irrelevant, I want to see this pig squirm.

susie-laugh

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

Infowars.gov when sicko-pog

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ahaha most deserved L bye

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

crab-party boy it'd be an awful shame if he were to slip into a downward spiral

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

He's been on one for a looooooooooong time, comrade.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Get fuck'd, kulak!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

who's gonna buy? wrong answers only (or right answers if you want idc)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

If I was anywhere nearby, I would definitely attend some auctions for the camera gear.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Get fucked bozo.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Good lol, hope he dies too

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

they're liquidating our asses to turn the frogs gay!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

You really love to see it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If he had pursued a voice acting career instead he would have been quite liked, man's got a great voice.

But no, he became a massive piece of shit instead. One must not forget the gigantic damage he single handedly caused to the victims of Sandy Hook and their families. For that thing alone he deserves to be executed, there's no salvation from that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

he's just going to start a podcast and make the same amount of money with less overhead lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He already tried that like 3 months ago actually.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago