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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I'll start.

1: An old Italian veteran of the communist movement

2: Gus Hall

3: William Z. Foster.

4: J.V Stalin.

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Breaking: Man who desecrated JV Stalin grave was allegedly trying to win internet contest

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago
  1. Neighbourhood Babushka
  2. Tito
  3. Stalin
[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

tito-laugh Yugoslavia stay winning!

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago
  1. A friend

  2. Her grandfather, a recipient of the Stalin Prize

  3. J.V. Stalin

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Friend’s parent met Fidel

Fidel met Khrushchev

Khrushchev met Stalin

So, four. I think.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Woah you got the Cuba Libre route!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I think Fidel met a ton of Americans during his visit(s) to the USA.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That means plenty of opportunities for Americans to be close to uncle Joe

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'm very close to this. My friend met Che's daughter, so I'm at 5, because we add one more.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago
  1. Without providing too much personal info, I’m connected to Golda Meir, who was Israel’s USSR ambassador in the 50s.
[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Now that sounds like some fun history

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  1. Person I met at a concert

  2. Concert person's grandmother was a Chinese neuroscientist and received some kind of science prize

  3. Mao Zedong

  4. Stalin

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Stalin shook my hand, liberals.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

15+ at least due to the nature of the exercise i wouldn't rule it out entirely but i have no idea how

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
  1. george bush
    idk how far george bush is from stalin columbo-donk
[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

How the devil did you meet a bush?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I met Poppy Bush once since he came to my middle school to do a speech. Maybe it was something like that.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Probably

Bush Sr.

Mao Zedong

Stalin

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

1: Alex Trebek

3: Pierre Trudeau

4: Nikita Khrushchev

5: Stalin

I'm not totally sure that Tebek and Trudeau shook hands ever, but they were both active in public facing roles in Ottawa at the same time.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

The maple syrup route, I see

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

1: Joe Biden

2: Jimmy Carter

3: Brezhnev

4: Khrushchev

5: Stalin

I’m like 95% sure there’s a shorter path in there I just don’t know who those people actually met

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I want to say there may be a shorter connection via Biden and his handshake with Anwar El-Sadat of Egypt to some Soviet official to Stalin, but I'm not sure either

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Piggybacking on your Carter link but through Robin Williams or Al Franken.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Looks like Brezhnev met with Stalin in 1952, so you can skip over Khrushchev

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you met Biden, it's basically:

  1. Biden

  2. Some career politician who was around during FDR/Eisenhower's administration. Biden is a shameless sycophantic career politician, so there's a 100% he would've sucked up to some ancient politician who personally worked with FDR or Eisenhower.

  3. FDR/Eisenhower

  4. Stalin

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

4 possibly 5. My grandpa via Georgi Dimitrov to Stalin

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

CommiePOGGERS ties to our Bulgarian anti-fascist supersoldier!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I'm two steps from Kollontai, so it can't be that far off.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's possible that she never directly met with Stalin, but she definately interacted directly with Molotov.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Without identifying info, I had a great-uncle in the Panthers; so probably 5~9 shakes?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's a lot less than 9 shakes since from Huey, it's Huey > Zhou Enlai > Stalin.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Thing is I have no idea how many Bacons from Huey my uncle was; hence the padding room. He wasn't the self-aggrandizing type, and only told those stories maybe once or twice.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I shook hands with a few old Panthers so I'm going with this answer as well

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Just guessing that these people probably shook hands: Lt Governor > Senator from state during Lt Gov’s term > direct predecessor in Senate who was in office during FDR’s terms > FDR > Stalin

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

no more than 5, i would guess. i once shook hands with a career diplomat, a professional hand-shaker of the geopolitical elite if there ever was one. they certainly shook hands with albright, powell, and rice, and any one of them could've shaken hands with someone who shook hands with stalin, so maybe as little as 4.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Idk but i'd guess fewer than ten.

Also looooooooooool i gaurantee you that the general population is not five kevin bacons away from Stalin. Hahahahahahahahahahahah

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I think I'm three from Putin. So maybe five or six that route.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I think 3: My grandpa, FDR, Stalin.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Based grandpa

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Guy in my country's national parliament -> Kissinger -> Mao -> Stalin

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  1. Some local politician who was in the same room when I gave some presentation

  2. Some Congresswoman

  3. Ancient Congressman named John Dingell https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Dingell

  4. Eisenhower (Eisenhower's and Dingell's terms overlap and they've almost certainly would've rubbed shoulders at least once. Plus, it's extraordinarily unlikely Dingell would've skipped all 6 State of the Union addresses Eisenhower would've given)

  5. Stalin

Edit:

I suddenly remember being in the same room as Stephen Hawking one time. If being in the same room without having that person acknowledge your existence counts, it's

  1. Stephen Hawking

  2. Queen Elizabeth II

  3. George Marshall

  4. Stalin

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