Sebag Montefiore eh?
A New New Deal is definitely impossible, I agree with you on that, but some we'll-leave-you-two-to-it tipe deal where Trump leaves Ukraine holding the bag isn't out of the question, in my mind. The only things thing required for that is fatigue on the part of the yanks (be it supplies, political or economic). We've seen Trump get bored of dealing with these situations before. The man just wants to build ballrooms and look strong by blowing someone up from time to time. It isn't impossible for them not to know when it's the right time to call it quits. I don't think that requires anything special except for shifting the propaganda machine into a higher gear. The world order needn't change for that, they will still maintain a grip over Europe, on account of them being a bunch of Nazis who would rather die then cooperate with Putin.
Yes, but have you considered that the current government in the US is actually that stupid? They have shot themselves in the foot several times out of sheer incompetence. I wouldn't be surprised if Trump wanted a propaganda victory in the form of a peace deal before the midterms.
won war = more gooder is the logic this thing is mostly going by, except for the guy a the top
I just looked it up, his sister was married to a Alex Jones level shaman and is a total nut and his daughter, that he had with his Epstein friend of a wife, can inherit if he abdicates.
CW: SA
His wifes son from her first marriage also has several removed charges agains him as well.
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CW: SA
Apparently the r-word is banned, what is the appropriate term to use in this situation? Sexual Violence?
Surely that's the UK

Does this mean that the guy with the wife who was Epstein's friend get the throne?
Hello again to all the people of the News Mega. Here comes your (at this point) almost weekly overview of underreported Serbia 🇷🇸 News:
Lets once again begin with the silly stuff. For some unknown reason a representative Serbia was, last week, the only European representative to attend the Taliban celebration of the American expulsion from Afghanistan in New Delhi. What purpose does this serve? Absolutely none to my knowledge, but it was too funny not to share.
In Kosovo news, the Police Inspectorate of Kosovo has recommended the suspension of two police officers involved in the beating of a Serb man from last week (source in Serbian). This confirms that the mans claims were truthful and that the pigs were involved. It remains to be seen if they will be punished for obvious ethnic violence (they almost certainly won't be).
In very sad news, Radoslav Raletić, the last living survivor of the Kragujevac massacre in which the Nazis killed almost 3000 civilians as retribution for partisan activities, has died (no source since their all pretty bad quality wise). The massacre is particularly infamous because 300 children from the local gymnasium were among the dead along with their professors. It should also be noted that Serbian Nazi sympathizers helped with rounding up the victims. Never forget that you are never safe from these animals even if you are a child from the same people.
And in some good news, Ratko Mladić is dead. The man responsible for the death of several thousand civilians and POWs in Bosnia is finally gone. I wont be shedding any tears for him, but, thanks to his role in defending Serbs in Bosnia and the massive war crimes, he will be a specter hanging over these lands in the foreseeable future.
Hello again to you all, people of the News Mega, I am once again writing to you about the latest news from the messy heart of the Balkans 🇷🇸. This time we have three new stories that I haven't seen mentioned anywhere that I'd like to share with you:
The first one concerns Banderastan. The President of Ukraine, Zelenskyyyy, visited Serbia just hours after I finished writing my last post. There was a lot of talk about what thez would be talking about, with a Ge*man newspaper mentioning ammunition transfers to Ukraine and a drone factory. The pathetic man, ultimately, spoke with Serbia's president Vučić about checks notes eurointegration. The whole thing would have been extremely uneventful had it not been for a German journalist asking the comedian in the heart of Russophile Serbia: “What can we Europeans do so that you can kill more Russians?“. And if that wasn't enough of an incident for your tastes, Zelenskyyy also mentioned that Ukraine will continue to not recognize Kosovo as an independent country, sparking outrage in the south of Serbia and leading to a very butthurt Politico article. As always, a situation can have two different outcomes depending on the level that your country obeys the West.
For the second story we go back to Kosovo. More awful stuff has been happening regarding this disputed region again. Serbia's president decided to threaten the secessionist state with a complete rerouting of its main river as a reaction for the destruction of Serb property by the artificial lake created on that river. As stated in the article:
The importance of Gazivode [the lake] is best shown by a study by the Pacific Northwest National Laboratory (PNNL), conducted in 2021 for the US Department of Energy. It states that water from Gazivode provides about a third of drinking water in Kosovo, while more than 97 percent of electricity production depends on water from this system.
Obviously, there's no way anything like this can happen and is a crazy threat that will not be allowed by any of the countries guaranteeing the independence of the breakaway region, but it is a good representation of the way that the dynamic of the two works since the overthrow of Milošević. Kosovo terrorizes Serbs -> Empty threats by Serbia -> More terror against Serbs etc.
Finally, on the topic of more terror, a Serb man was, according to him, brutally beaten by members of "the Kosovo Police" near his home. He alleges that the cops came to his house and tied him to a tree and beat him with a garden hose (NSFW photos included in the link). Have incidents like this in mind next time you see some idiot posting somewhere how Yugoslavia broke up because of a man trying to anally satisfy himself and that the Serbs in the 80s were just paranoid. Sporadic violence directed against Serbs never stopped in Kosovo and will continue until conditions down there seriously change.
That is true, the Croatian diaspora is beyond saving. But still, having a ratio of 40:1 Nazis in your country is a massive problem, let alone more. And the rest of the population are still fans of Imperialism by a massive majority, and disproportionately so compared to the rest of former Yugoslavia.
It's been a whole 2 years since I've wrote my last update on Ex-Yugoslavia news, I don't blame you hahaha
Hopefully I'll write more often now since I broke the barrier of laziness again and people seem to have liked it
Hello people of the news mega, I come to you, after quite a long absence, with some Serbia 🇷🇸 News that I haven't seen reported on here and that I believe is interesting to you all:
Lets begin with the bad and moronic story. In an attempt to play both sides in the Israel war on Iran, Serbia officially sent Theodor Herzl's grandparents remains (!?) to Isr**l to be buried. This comes a few weeks after the same country sent the only European delegation, besides Russia and Belarus (and the Caucasus nations if you count them as Europe), to the burial of Ayatollah Khamenei and a few months after the same bunch of psychopaths decided to build a factory with Isr**l's Elbit Systems. This of course all comes at the same time that Satanyahu has a whopping -50% support among the population of Serbia (Putin is unsurprisingly first, followed by Xi).
In equally bad (but in an evil way) news: Ethnic cleansing is steadily going along in Kosovo. All the drama with Serbian documents and license plates has ended by now, and the American puppet government has walked away with total control of all the institutions in the Serbian majority north. Now, the government is conducting illegal demolition of Serbian property, similar to one demonic entity also backed by the West.
Finally, today marks the last day of Operation Storm (wikkkipedia link for those interested), during witch the fascist government of Croatia finalized their grandfathers ambition and managed to complete the ethnic cleansing of the land by completely displacing 200 thousand people from their ancestral homeland. As is tradition, this date is marked with celebrations in the little Reich where last summer half a million people (out of a population of just under 4 million) attended a neo-Ustaše concert.
is so fucked