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[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago

One must always strive to look inward when searching for a way to grow.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I spent years with an ingrown toenail. I could walk on it just fine but if I stubbed it I'd be down for about 10 minutes. Finally just went to the Dr and he fixed it right up. Now when I cut the nail I just have to make sure I don't cut it too short or risk it becoming ingrown again. I was kicking myself for not having done this sooner.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Good thing you don't have an ingrown nail anymore, or else kicking yourself would hurt

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Can you please explain the process the doctor did to correct it? Everything online involved some surgery. Your comment made it look less painful.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (6 children)

I had the surgery done on both of my big toes, both sides.

Let me preface with this, the surgery is very short, done with local anesthesia, mostly painless, and very cool to watch. The recovery time is short (I think it was 3 days until I was able to play soccer again).

Now for the gory details. To start, they need to numb up your toe. The nerves they need to numb on the underside of your foot on either side of your tone bone. For reasons, they can't just do a short needle through the bottom of the foot, so they go in through the top with a long, big ass needle. For me, they used a cryo spray that numb my toe a bit, there was definitely a pinch, but honestly not bad, I'd give it a 2/10 on a pain scale. For reference, I'd consider the ingrown nail a 2, and it jumps up to a 5 if you stubbed it. After the anesthesia, they roll a castration band over your toe to cut off the blood supply so it doesn't squirt all over the place when they cut the nail. After a few minutes, they cut your nail straight back all the way to the nailbed, past the cuticle, then they use a chemical cauterizing agent on wooden stick to burn the nailbed to prevent regrowth stop bleeding, and sterilize the areas. After that, they remove the band, wrap your toe in gauze and give you your post op paperwork.

Post op instruction for me were to soak my toe twice a day in an epsom salt solution, and otherwise keep the area dry and clean. I had some bloody pus discharge from my toe the first time I changed the bandage, but it was clean after that.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

For me, they applied local anesthesia, grabbed the nail with some tool, then pulled it the fuck off. I don't know if this is how it is always done, but this was a military doctor (I was a dependent).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Arg!! I cringed the fuck out reading this. This is all I have read they do online.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Accidentally stepped on my friend's older brother's ingrown toenail growing up and I've never seen a person want to kill me so badly for something I didn't mean to do.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I HAD MY BIG TOE DO THIS YEARS AGO AND THE PAIN WAS EXCRUCIATING.

My partner at the time had to cut a tiny part out of my toe to fix it. I was stupid and trimming my nail at an angle, took too much off and thought nothing of it at the time, until it started growing like this. Never again. And, for the record, never do what I did. Get it professionally removed.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Medical professionals can not only fix it without excruciating pain, but they can prevent just the problematic edge bit from growing back!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

We were young and dumb, brother.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

If you catch em when they're lil babies likes square 2 or 3, you can 100% easily cure/fix it.

Just cut 1 to 3 slices perpendicular into the edge of your toenail. Turn your clipper 90 degrees, get it in far enough, but don't pinch yourself or cut too far in that it hurts, and snip.

Do it in the middle, in 3rds, or quarters if it's in both sides or something.

This gives your nail a new direction to grow, and takes the pressure off the flesh. You'll feel relief in less than a minute. It's a miracle and you'll hate that it took you this long.

If it doesn't give you relief in like 5 - 10 mins (try a second or 3rd snip first but), that fucker is in there. See a doctor. Take it from me.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 6 months ago (11 children)

Kudos to anyone who can figure out where and how to cut from this description.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Cut a little triangle or V shaped notch at the top and center of your toenail. It doesn't have to be too deep so don't go nuts. Looks kinda silly but it works like a charm.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Now that sounds easy enough to understand. Lol

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear. My toes are shredded now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Sounds like you never skip toe day 💪

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Can you do a drawing? 😅

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

After I cut my one toenail that does it

I put like tooth picks (not actually but small like that) under it a few per day to keep it lifted while it grows

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

There's special "paper" that you can stuff in there for the same purpose, and also potentially less harmful.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Both my grandparents died from these...

I should just get my big toenails removed lol.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe their grandparents had diabetes? Wounds on the foot can get infected and not heal due to lack of circulation, resulting in necrosis, amputation, and sometimes death.

It might have been a joke but my cursed medical knowledge just fell out of my brain and maybe ruined it. Sorry.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Bingo. 1/2 my native family I know get taken out by ingrown toenails.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Indeed, what the friggin fuck?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (5 children)

do y'all wear extremely tight shoes or something?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Almost all people in the first world wear shoes that crush their feet/toes. It's how shoes are designed.

Relevant video

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

This thread is bonkers. Is it some genetic thing, or are Linux users more prone to ingrown toenails?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Fiddling with my toenails for so long primed me for fiddling with my configs, it all makes sense now

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Source: me as I discover all sorts of fun things turning 40

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Nah, ingrown toenails just happen. Might be a genetic thing or something. As a kid I had to get like five surgeries for it on my right big toe and then when it wouldn't stop happening they eventually killed the root at that side of the toenail with some kind of acid to prevent it from happening again. I still occasionally get ingrown nails on the big toe of the other foot that didn't need the surgery.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

All you gotta do is wear tight shoes while running so you give yourself runners toe, and your toenails fall off. They’ll grow back in 1-2 months, easy peasy. You’re welcome.

/s

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Nip it in the bed

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I programmed a simulator to teach this very operation! It's a bit gross but it doesn't look THAT invasive.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

As others have noted, this occurs when you trim too short and/or when you cut at an angle rather than straight across.

To fix without getting too invasive, take super small little piece of tissue paper or cotton, I’m talking real small, roll it up into a ball about the size of a granule of kosher salt, then use tweezers to wedge the ball under the nail right at the part where it hurts the most.

You will notice instant pain relief as pressure gets relieved right where the nail is digging into the skin. Replace this ball if it falls out and keep it wedged there for 3 to 5 days. This can be somewhat difficult if the nail is super short, which it usually is if you are dealing with this problem, but you should be able to wedge a small little piece up there. If you can fit a piece larger than a granule of sale then that’s even better.

The nail will start growing the right direction and will be all better in 3 to 5 days.

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