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[-] [email protected] 70 points 2 years ago

“Look, I know the CIA ended up being full of shit the last 312 times they drummed rationales for invading another country unprovoked, but Drumpf made them feel bad so now anything saying they might be wrong is fake news.”

[-] [email protected] 64 points 2 years ago

They never "fall for it". They are enthusiastic participants.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Some libs. I supported the Libya """""Intervention""""" when I was a lib and it was definitely a fell for it situation. Not that I wasnt responsible for my own ignorance.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The eternal liberal cycle:

Step 1 - "Phew, wow, that war we were just in ended. I think we still had good reasons to intervene.

Step 2 (5 years later) - "Hmm, you know, I've read more and more analysis of some of the bad things we/our allies did and I'm not so sure, this might be more complicated than I thought."

Step 3 (10 years later) - "Wow, this war was actually really nuanced and we might have even been in the wrong to intervene here. I've learned my lesson, I will be more critical of the next time we try and go to war! Fuck these forever-wars, what a waste of taxpayer money!"

Step 4 (just before next war) - "Holy shit, this country here is BAD. This is nothing like the last time, all the media is telling me about all these awful crimes this country has committed. We might need to once again step up and be the world's policeman. THIS time it'll be different and we'll be the good guys, because of XYZ reason."

Step 5 (war starts) - "BURN THAT COUNTRY TO THE GROUND. KILL THEM ALL. NONE ARE INNOCENT. ALL MUST DIE. BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD. I DEMAND THE BLOOD OF A HUNDRED MILLION RUSSIANS/IRANIANS/CHINESE/LIBYANS/ETC."

Back to step 1, repeat until the liberal is dead or becomes so withdrawn from politics that they no longer care. What's important is that the liberal never experiences any discomfort or the thought of protesting let alone rebelling against the war while it's actually ongoing. It's always something that happens in retrospective that allows them to feel better about being a shitty person because "Now I'm better and more worldly and understanding! Of course it was a bad idea to invade Iraq! Of course it was a bad idea to invade Vietnam!" without actually ever improving or becoming more resistant to US state media narratives in future wars.

It's happened for the last century and it will keep on happening until the collapse of the empire. I'm sure many of us know grandparents or parents that are still weirdly racist against Koreans or Vietnamese or Japanese or Arabs long after these wars ended and it's like "Man, I'm glad we're so enlightened today and we're not racists like them, why would you hate a country's citizens like that?" and it's like, my brother in christ, you will be that person but for Russian and Chinese people when you're in your retirement home when your kids visit.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago

Liberals will excuse violence as long as they aren't performing it. See: no-police

[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago

America bombing its own critical treat reserve

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

Yes, war is bad. No, the US shouldn’t have intervened in [Enemy Country]. butt, this time the other side is just as bad (or worse) which justifies these actions, ‘mkay?

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

And yes, it's just a coincidence the US arms industry is enjoying record profits not-hillary

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

"This time it's different!"

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Liberals after the government reinstates the draft:

1st pic again.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Those darn liberals invading Ukraine!

[-] [email protected] 62 points 2 years ago

I forgot history began 2 years ago

[-] [email protected] 61 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's fucking hilarious to me that you said this as a ridiculous jest but the only difference between American liberalism and the current Russian state is that Russia is on its face "more corrupt". Like wow holy shit, Putin has effectively more visibly direct authority over Russia than a single U.S. President has over the United States, that makes them so radically different holy moly. It doesn't matter that their societies are both the result of capitalist oligarchy privatizing almost anything it can get away with, all that matters is that Putin is a big meanie-bo-beanie and U.S. Democrat presidents aren't as openly nefarious

Basically what I'm saying is yes

Darn liberals invaded Ukraine.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

Russia is a neoliberal state much like america, so yes actually.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You joke, but yes. The Russian Federation is a Neoliberal economy, just like we made them.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago

Okay holy shit y'all look at this motherfucker's actual posting history. I could not design a better liberal parody bit account if I fucking tried. So much masterbatory enlightened centrism. Can we like, make an annoying lib hall of fame? I want to frame their history and put it on my fridge. I'm that impressed by their ability to repeat lukewarm mainstream takes with an air of superiority.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

Fuck it, bit account time

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ah yes the notable fascists of Ukraine 🙄

Is Putin also a fascist or are you just a full on tankie?

Yes to all 3 big-cool

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

[Victoria Nuland has entered a voice call with Geoffrey Pyatt]

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

yes-chad Yes. You're starting to understand. Now you have to ask yourself why liberals are invading Ukraine.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

Oh don't even bother with this instance they're all Putler-bots or Drumpfian Tankies; I can't tell which is worse.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

I am so happy that we're providing increased access to means tested anti school artillery shells to our brave Ukrainian SuperSoldiers fighting those evil Russian orcs.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

Life is so much simpler when I let the propaganda simply flow from my ears to my mouth. Why did I ever bother having independent thoughts before? This is the life. blob-no-thoughts it's just so comfy knowing my country is inherently doing the right thing and I'll never need to exert any meaningful political power or decision making in my life.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Drumpfian Tankies

Famous and noted communist fan... Donald Trump??

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

I don't like your tone. I'm calling the ~~police~~ mods. Consider yourself reported, tankie.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

(one of our users appropriated the name locally and is doing a bit, check for the @lemm.ee)

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Lol damn, almost got me

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Putler-bots and Drumpfian tankies? That's wumao little pink to you bucko!

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

In 2014 yes that is correct

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

I don't know if you count it as an invasion, but giving the Ukrainian Armed Forces the child-murder rounds that stay active in the ground for decades is surely not a position of moral superiority? And liberals are just as guilty as Putin for this war by engaging in NATO expansionist brinkmanship in Ukraine.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

o boy what are you doin gin here , dont you know you worldview will die.. ?

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Yes, many of the Russian armed forces are liberals too, and serve in accordance with liberalism.

There's a lot of liberal infighting there. It's not exactly new.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Antitank missiles halal

Literal fucking cluster munitions that will blow away Ukrainian children for the next 100 years haram

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Literally whataboutism / whataboutery. 😞

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Are you suggesting that this war has not made liberals more insane and bloodthirsty than we've ever seen in a previous modern war?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I'm just commenting so future me will be reminded of this thread

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I feel this one in my bones. pain

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
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