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[–] [email protected] 75 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

For anyone as confused as me about who this person is.

Here ya go. Guardian Article

[–] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nah, that's John Goodman from the movie The Big Lebowski

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"Shut the fuck up Donnie!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

You're not wrong. You're just an asshole.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

You’re out of your element.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I am The Walrus.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

In the eyes of most Americans, goats are livestock and dogs are pets. The dog getting the attention is not surprising at all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

"People don't really care what happens to goats."

--The men who stare at goats.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Pretty much. I mean people in America do eat goat and also if we had an aggressive rooster it would get butchered and eaten just like any other chickens when they stopped laying eggs.

Somehow though, I doubt she actually ate the goat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

… and the dog?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Cool this is why I don't keep up with current events. I don't need this shit in my life

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

I hope she has bad karma forever.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

this a fantastic unintended loop

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's not a loop, it's just a really, really long shotgun.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

And that officer has untreated OCD

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Since she also famously had an affair with Corey Lewandowski, I don't know if her husband is the one she'd be asking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

BANG

Corey: "Womp womp"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Noem: "Am I the only one killin animals here?!"