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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

For anyone as confused as me about who this person is.

Here ya go. Guardian Article

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, that's John Goodman from the movie The Big Lebowski

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Shut the fuck up Donnie!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You're not wrong. You're just an asshole.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You’re out of your element.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I am The Walrus.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In the eyes of most Americans, goats are livestock and dogs are pets. The dog getting the attention is not surprising at all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"People don't really care what happens to goats."

--The men who stare at goats.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Pretty much. I mean people in America do eat goat and also if we had an aggressive rooster it would get butchered and eaten just like any other chickens when they stopped laying eggs.

Somehow though, I doubt she actually ate the goat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

… and the dog?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Cool this is why I don't keep up with current events. I don't need this shit in my life

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I hope she has bad karma forever.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this a fantastic unintended loop

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not a loop, it's just a really, really long shotgun.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

And that officer has untreated OCD

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Since she also famously had an affair with Corey Lewandowski, I don't know if her husband is the one she'd be asking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

BANG

Corey: "Womp womp"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Noem: "Am I the only one killin animals here?!"