“Why aren’t my students fucking me?!?”

The "You're just antizionist because you didn't get [sex act] on your Birthright trip" is a fairly standard canard

Are the youngfolk actually rightfully upset about an ongoing genocide? Nahhhh, the lot are just mal baisé･es

Thank you for your service, ace comrades

If they're not having enough sex we should really look into forming a squad of people to go extract their cum.

Reason for report: I'm in this picture and I don't like it

College students need to Pokemon get off of TikTok.

“This sucks. This isn’t like the 60s at all”

It's not like zionists are having better luck at getting dates themselves
https://www.thejc.com/news/features/im-just-a-zionist-looking-for-love-jsfhxzcr

I'm not lonely because I'm not in the Lonely region of France!

First the kids were having too much sex, and that was a bad thing.

Now the kids aren't having enough sex, and that's a bad thing too?

Moralist gymnastics should be in the Summer Olympics.

You ever have sex so good, that you stop thinking genocide is bad?