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[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

It's genetic; my whole family looks like this

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Holy shit little Timmy's face 🤣

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Sweet home Alabama!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

My MIL's hobby was to edit pictures like this. I wish she was able to move past her trauma.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

You've been hit by

You've been struck by

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

(machete noises)

because... His character...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

lowkey how I feel when I see AI/upscaled 60fps from 24 fps animation.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Dude looks like the love child of Odo and Burt Reynolds!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Sadly lots of smartphones do selfies like this by default with their "AI Ultra pixel" cameras

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It is sad. Samsung massively over-processes pictures, and then people think the pictures look great.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Fucking tell me about it. Even disabling bixby vision enhanced thing does nothing. I've been taking videos and then capturing an image from said video.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

But now do it with an off-puttingly photogenic picture that's been touched up by AI

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

They said "touched up by AI", this is a photo Of AI

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It's actually dead useful; easier to spot the duds on the dating sites,

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Omg he does look like Ryan Reynolds.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That is simply a feature of becoming handsome, closeness to the ideal lifeform

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Where are all the glossy peoples??

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

He still looks cool asf with the smoothing effect

[-] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Ha! Joke's on you, I don't have any pictures of me that are digital that show my face.

I'm not saying there couldn't be via public cameras, but I'm very clear to friends and family that if it isn't actual film with only physical prints, and they take my picture, I'm done. I have absolutely done exactly that twice, just talked walked away and cut contact with people that thought it was okay to try to ignore that boundary.

I know it's strange to most people, but I have never, and will never, trust "the system" to not eventually abuse any pictures anyone takes that are digital. Someone, somewhere will fuck it up. Considering all the fake porn that exists, it isn't even a future possibility, it's just a question of when it becomes a problem for the average person that their digital images are weaponized or monetized in some way that's harmful.

Facial recognition, it's inevitable that gets abused.

Having the DMV have their database is bad enough, but fuck giving in beyond that.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Are you ~~Dale Gribble~~ Rusty Shackleford?

[-] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Gotta say, this is pretty excessive paranoia, you should look into seeing a therapist/psychiatrist before it gets worse.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oooh, you're one of those assholes.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lol, ok, I get not wanting pictures on social media or being posted online anywhere or maybe even having it taken on a "dumb" device. But no digital pictures ever? By anyone? On any device?

That's just pure paranoia that rivals even the most paranoid cybersecurity guys I know, even they wouldn't mind a picture being taken of them. They would murder you if you put it online anywhere tho lmao

Even if the gov went full tilt insane and started targeting gays or something, they're not going to give AF if they can get a face photo of you. They're just going to grab everyone they even think is a part of who they're targeting.

The gestapo was able to grab millions upon millions of Jewish and other targets long before "digital" was even a thing

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