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It's the dunk tank.

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I don’t really think he knows this site’s culture at all. No one is dissuading people from reading theory lol

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 6 months ago (3 children)

memes and Redditism

Hexbear hated him because he told the truth.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 months ago

He ain't wrong about that

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"why isnt this niche left shitposting site a vanguard of the proletariat???"

thonk

[–] [email protected] 103 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Quite flattering for him to call us an "organization" lmao

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I didn't realize we were in an organization and now you're telling me we are already a declining one?

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Roderic is the one who should read more theory

Specifically, Mao's "No Investigation, No Right To Speak"

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 6 months ago

At least he isn't accusing all our trans users of faking it to cover for red fascists yea

[–] [email protected] 74 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Roderic Day try to understand humour and dry sarcasm challenge: Impossible

He's right about the laziness though lmao, but he fits in because he didn't bother to check whether we're not all yanks

[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

we're too lazy to write important 100,000 word essays on how Anthony Bourdain is the CIA

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think this place has the most encouragement to read theory I've ever seen, and I did an actual philosophy graduate degree.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 6 months ago (2 children)

we're here to laugh at the picture of a pig shitting on its own balls, this is not a communist org. we're not here to "up the ante" lmao

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"It's got good stuff, but mixed with memes and Redditism and laziness"

that's what I'm here for mostly.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 6 months ago

"this shitposting website is neat! why aren't we overthrowing the bourgeoisie together though??" is not an uncommon misunderstanding from new users

he'll figure it out or something

[–] [email protected] 61 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Wasn't the "you actually have to x and y to learn z" just a bit?

Also, does he not see the pinned Das Kapital reading megathread?

And what does he expect the site to do, organize demonstrations in the public internet for feds and fascists to see?

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 6 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (4 children)

As far as I can tell, he's a guy who spends all his time posting about how all leftists do is post.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago

the conditions for creating a vanguard party don't really exist in the west, and he shouldn't expect a shitposting site to be able to do that. We're here to commiserate together and just fart around with fellow leftists.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I would take this guy more seriously if he had any amount of engagement.

We need a higher quality of critic. Is there any chance we can convince one of the Krassensteins to complain about this place?

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago

we have "this could have been a serious site..." as a site tagline for fucks sake

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

How much has the profile of this site grown? It seems like more people known in leftist circles are aware of it. Wasn’t Second Thought or someone on here at some point? I also remember a leftist streamer posting on here.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (9 children)

Hexbear is mentioned on a Deprogram episode, I don't remember which. JT said the place is cool but our vegans are very aggressive lol (I'm vegan and yes)

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)

JT (Second Thought) and Yugopnik have both visited yea

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago

well-meaning dirtbag

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago (2 children)

guy literally saw one post saying personal experiences are also important to understand and concluded the whole community is against reading theory

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago

Look ma. Im famous

[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago

Bro literally made this exact point

You might say that Americans aren't communists because they aren't as exploited and benefit from the super profits of imperialism.

Seems like he's just a contrarian for the sake of it.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Ofc Roderic Day couldn't tell that first post was a joke lol

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

It’s completely untrue that Hexbear is federated with most of the other major Lemmy instances? Either this person knows nothing about Lemmy or they’re deliberately lying.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Preston (who has an account here on lemmygrad: @[email protected]) doesn't know about hexbear's federation I assume.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago

We're a shitposting site. Sorry if that is not what he is looking for. shrug-outta-hecks

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (10 children)

Nah his last comment is 100% spot on. Though that is the site culture most people want to be fair.

Also, I will continue quoting Samir Amin until some of you actually start reading theory.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (3 children)

this mirrors the same angle when people got disillusioned that the leftist comedy podcast didn't want to involve itself in "actual politics" and was content to just do comedy podcast stuff; as if them doing it would mean that everyone listening to the comedy podcast would transmute them into contributors to the cause rather than passive listeners to some guys making some jokes

same here, why isn't the pig poop balls website (that sprung around said comedy podcast) more involved into "actual politics" therefore making my posting be active contribution to the politics of the nation, rather than a place to post pig poop balls countdown gifs to the libs wandering in telling us about whatever insane shit radio free asia made up this week

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago

How dare he! Some of these allegations are only half-true!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (6 children)

One of the more wild things about a lot of these terminally online western leftists is their insistence that Marxists need to be "all business all the time." You can't make jokes or talk about anything other than the Revolution. You must behave exactly like a caricature of a communist from a Hollywood movie at all times. 0 personality, 0 interesting things to say, you must discuss the theory at all times. You can't behave like a human, you must be a smug elitist who consume theory 23 hours a day and is therefore the Best Communist. The only way to win people over is to show them that communists are utterly humourless and completely dull and uninteresting people who believe that life should be homework 24/7. No nuance, no subtlety, just be more "principled" by having less of a personality.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

The post he screenshootted was mocking some other post, I don't recall what it was exactly but I do recall that.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (3 children)

We're an organization, not just a silly site free from libs?

Alright I'm in the Hexbear Posting League rat-salute

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That just means we gotta start being more obnoxious about telling people to read theory again.

Also @[email protected] we gotta post more theory

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago

swing and a miss there Rod

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