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[–] [email protected] 77 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I like how genocide is treated as equally bad to everything else. Trump having bad grammar is obviously just as bad a genocide.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago (1 children)

one gram of steel vs a kilotonne of feathers

[–] [email protected] 68 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Row literally got overturned on Biden's watch. He had the chance to codify it but never did; why do people still consider him pro abortion?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago (1 children)

“Gay marriage” (as the meme calls it) is legal because of a conservative scotus decision a decade ago. Dems didn’t actually do anything for in the first place, so why do people consider Biden pro “gay marriage”?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He had a gaff which pretty much forced Obama's admin to adopt gay marriage as one of their main points

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

lol never knew about that

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

You mean the guy that has openly been "personally opposed" to abortion his entire career doesn't do anything to protect it? shocked-pikachu

[–] [email protected] 56 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They really think putting dozens of fucking things like GRAMMAR on the other side of genocide makes me fucking care

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Oh fuck me, what a non-issue. I'd have hoped nobody's making their decision on "orange man speaks funny", but with these liberals...

All the bad things with Trump have been a part of the Republican party for as long as I've been alive, and I don't recall the democrats doing much of anything in policy to prevent and/or secure against these. I could go through these one by one, but who has the fucking time? It'd be a joke but I don't find it funny, 2016 all over again.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Not only is that a foolishl thing to decide on, but so does Biden! His brain barely works!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Also "the other guy speak funny" is weird argument for a fans of dude that routinely mix countries and peoples in his public speeches.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just "Isreal" too, libs are too fucking cowardly to label that brick "Genocide."

I find it hilarious and sad that libs absolutely REFUSE to talk about it as genocide. It's always just "Hamas" and "Isreal". They are incapable of making the extremely obvious conclusion that it's genocide because they know the second they admit that it's genocide they lose all of their footing. Idealism is a real motherfucker.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

They really are just afraid aren't they? If they admit the dems are committing genocide, and are as bad or worse than Trump in many ways, their worldview will be shattered. There will be no political party to 'save us from evil', we are on our own. In their mind that might even mean Russia and China invade and slaughter millions. It might not even be a conscious thing, it's just such an anxiety inducing conclusion that they ignore the possibility.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Things Biden is just as bad on:

  • $ to Billionaires
  • Whining
  • Anti-science
  • Pro ~~-bad~~ -cop
  • Grifting
  • Racism
  • 9-0 SCOTUS
  • Attacking Americans with military (a 16-year old was killed by drone strike under Obama, and I'm sure at least one US citizen has been killed in Palestine)
  • Fraud
  • Fossil Fuels
  • Prison for Abortions
  • Family Separation
  • Concentration Camps
  • Pathological Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier
  • Bully
  • Grammar
  • Idiocracy
  • Anti-Education
  • Thoughts and Prayers
  • Roe
  • Misogyny
  • Anti-Trans
  • Anti-BLM
  • Pro-Student Debt
  • Rapist
  • Muslim Bans
  • White Supremacy
  • Israel
  • He's Old

29/42, and half of the ones he doesn't qualify for are essentially "is named Donald J. Trump".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

May I copypasta this elsewhere to own the libs?

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Trump has grammar, Biden has gender, I wonder who's bringing prepositions to the table next

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Pro-student debt

Biden championed the 2005 Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act, which made it impossible for students to get out from dept using bankruptcy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

There's never been a more pro-student debt guy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Yeah but then he gave three people who have had their debt for over 40 years a restructured payment plan!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit putting aside the fact that a majority of this stuff actually belongs on Biden's side, the fact that "GRAMMAR" is one of the things.

Yeah, let's support immigrants, but also let's judge presidents based on their mastery of the English language. Let's treat mastery of the de-facto-and-not-even-de-jure national language as equal in weight as a presidential quality to... literally actively supporting a genocide.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well, it's a very useful way to contrast with Joe Biden, who has impeccable diction and grammar and never forgets who he's talking to or about.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago

Actively furthering genocide

"Grammar"

These things are equal in importance

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

no you don't understand that was because of court rulings forcing him to continue drilling

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dictator

Can be voted in or out of office

Makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Dictator is when the president of a country is rude and/or brown

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That thread broke my brain holy fuck

I’ve been sitting in bed doom scrolling due to a power outage preventing me from doing work, and back to back to back genocide denial threads hurts my head.

~~Some guy~~ the OP said “NoooOoOoOo we can’t stop the genocide, that would make the fence sitters vote for trump!” 🫠🔫

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

whining

Lmao

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

"Israel" is certainly a euphemistic way to say "Perpetrating Genocide"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Lmao, Biden is complicit in more than half of these things by either outright supporting them as well or by not actually putting in the effort to stop them. The fucking gall of liberals to pin concentration camps and family separation squarely on Trump, while the deportations have only accelerated under Biden, and they themselves stopped caring about ICE as soon as a Democrat became present. agony-shivering And apparently all of these things are worse than literal genocide. Fucking clowns.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

Liberals are literally saying commiting genocide is like a little dent on a politician's record. Just a little slip up. A whoopsy do.

This image puts Trump's grammar as an equal shortcoming as committing genocide

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

You could argue Trump would be just as evil as Biden in Gaza, and I wouldn’t disagree. But the reality is, Biden is president and Trump is not. Biden is the one who is the war criminal w/r/t Gaza.

Assume every single crime liberals say Trump did or even possibly did is true. You put all that on one side of the scales of justice and the evil Biden has perpetuated in Gaza would still far outweigh all of Trump’s lifetime of sins, real and imagined.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

We're stuck in a very shitty choice of two: Someone who is actively doing genocide right now, and someone who will probably actively do genocide. Is the second just very slightly less shitty? I really don't know, I guess.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lol at pro-bad cop (implying there are good ones besides dorner )

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

There are a few other good copsofficer-down do-not-do-this officer-down-legacy

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

We need to study this lib's brain so that we can replicate its smoothness and permanently phase out Teflon.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Look how much they had to pad out the trump side

"Grammar"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Sorry libs, genocide embodies everything on the other side of the scale

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The fact that we're only capable of voting for war criminal A vs war criminal B tells me our democracy is a joke.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

What does "dictator" even mean anymore. Trump didn't have more power while in office than Biden does. It's the exact same government position under the exact same system.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Tag yourself, I'm Roe, which was absolutely done away with under Trump.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Please cw references to sexual violence.

e: Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

"Whining"?! Come on man!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

cw and nsfw tag please for sv

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Putin Puppet, Vengeance, Terminate Constitution, Fraud, Assassination Talk, 91 Crimes, Stolen Secrets, Attack Americans with Military are all good things, not bad. They make Trump better, and should not be included.

As you said, a lot of it could apply to both of them such as Islamophobia, SA, Anti-BLM, Anti-Trans, Misogyny, Roe, White Supremacy, Thoughts & Prayers, Anti-education, "idiocracy" (whatever that means), Bully, Pathological Lying, Racism, Grifting, $ to Billionaires, Grammar (lol), Anti-Science, COVID plaguerats (not on here but could be applied to both), Narcissism, Concentration Camps, pro-student debt.

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