If you got the money to maintain these shitty hairstyles, save it for a while then move back to Dresden 
this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2024
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I hate all these white boys...
Say no more, king.
Thank you for your blessings, comrade sharkfucker
Maybe if they got rid of that ol' yee-yee ass haircut they got, they'd get some bitches on their dick
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My friends used to bully me for getting the "Hitler youth haircut" and I am grateful for that now
I think of it as my butch era.
lol same here
I go fully hairless from toes to scalp. I'll never be able to afford adulthood so I just stay babymaxxing
Whatever exists in creation without my knowledge exists without my consent.
Reject hitler youth hair. Embrace growing your hair out.
Infinite compliment glitch.
Yup, long hair + cool mustache = more compliments than I've ever gotten before in my life
I'm a big fan of long hair in theory, but in practice it annoyed me all the time so I cut it short again (though not to hitler youth levels).
I buzzed my head when I realized the baldness didn't sustain having long hair anymore, grew a goatee instead (can't grow a full beard coz of a skin condition). I barely remember what I looked like without goatee and with hair.
i do hate the "shaved on the sides long on top" crap. I leave my hair long on top but i don't shave the sides so i don't look like a fuckin douchebag.
David Lynch maybe the exception
David Lynch doesn't shave the sides down to a buzzcut.
If i did shaved sides and longer on top look people would think Im some medieval monk lol. Whaddup male pattern balding gang
I just have very little hair on top and a lot of it on the sides/back, so I have Nature's own tonsure
They love that haircut while making racist comments about “broccoli hair”
Please post said haircut. I'm very afraid I'm rocking said haircut. (Just let me have my mullet in peace!)
Idk I just have no idea what the hell else to do with my hair. Long all over/short all over just looks bad to me and anything else is too complex for me to do right. It's not shaved on the sides, but it's generally a number 1~2.