Blink twice if you're locked in a tech billionaire's basement right now

Just imagine if all of these billionaires were actually paying tax instead of pumping hundreds of millions into political parties.

Spotify and now Netflix? How about we stop giving obscene amounts of money to an obscenely hateful idiot?

At best it's pandering to the lowest common denominator, at worst it's nefarious work to spread disinformation.

Whenever I see some moronic term like "Stop Woke" it just translates in my mind to "Stop Education".

I know these guys are trying to morph "woke" into some negative term, usually with some racially charged undertones, but it will always be synonymous with "englightened" to me.

Are they genuinely trying to stifle education, or is it all just racist bullshit?

I continue to find it odd that in this day and age, with all the information at our fingertips, someone can lie on one TV channel and someone will believe it without even so much as a quick Google to fact check.

Trump World sounds like the shittiest theme park. Even worse than that Willy Wonka Experience.

This is a really odd way of putting it seeing as the Dreamcast came out before the PS2 and was discontinued before the other 2 even came out.

MORTIFIED. So thoroughly distressed he got his picture taken to be in the Mail.

What a surprise, the company that has been proven to sway the course of elections for profit might well do it again!

"Also, what are we creating now that will still be valued and discussed hundreds or thousands of years from today?"

Certainly not your vapid tweets, mate.

In life you either cry, laugh, love or succumb to raging nationalism.

Whether this is satire, or the "give us $1 or else" article is, or they're both dead serious... this is peak Onion.

In an age where reality is such bullshit that real life articles sound more like The Onion than The Onion, it is exactly what we need. I embrace our new deeply layered pungent overlords.