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Vice President JD Vance said Saturday that "we believe fundamentally that big tech does have too much power," despite the prominent positioning of tech CEOs at President Trump's inauguration last week.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

JD Vance says some tech companies won't play along with Proj. 2025.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Translation: he thinks they're not fascist enough.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

That is, unfortunately, what I think this means, too.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 16 hours ago

Peter Thiel's mole says that? Maybe Peter Thiel is hoping to take over Google for cheap or something

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Probably. If I were Vance, whether the Never Trump thing was genuine or I was just a power hungry asshole, I'd be positioning myself to look like the sane one in the administration so that I could remove Trump via the 25th in 2027 and be hailed as the guy who saved America from him. I'd also be egging Trump and Musk on to be as terrible as possible as publicly as possible.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

"... too much more power than me"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago

They sure don't understand irony, do they?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago

Yeah we know. They're using it to help your idiot boss, ya lumpy potato.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago

Oh hey, he's saying the thing the Democrats should have campaigned on.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Funny thing for a guy who just got bankrolled into the vice presidency by big tech to say.

Also, shut the fuck up, no one cares what a vice president thinks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

If Harris had won, I think I'd want to hear Tim Walz' opinion on everything. In his own words, live on a stream or something like that. I bet it would've been absolutely wild to hear this Midwestern dad give his takes on AI.

Edit: grammar mistakes

[–] [email protected] 16 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

You don't understand. This is tech tribal war.

"Big Tech" is Apple, Google, Microsoft, OpenAI and Meta. Companies which were fully allied with the Democrats, and which were king of the tech hill until now.

Musk, Thiel and Ellison (Tesla, Palantir and Oracle) are allied with Trump. Lets call them "Tech B".

Vance is doing code speak for: Tech B is gonna break Big Tech up and take top spot.

And Big Tech knows this, which is why they are scrambling to get into Trumps good graces and trying to get Trump on their side.

They have more money and influence right now and they are trying to leverage that to keep top spot.

And Trump is just letting the two teams bid up each other for his favour.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

Yeah, except there have been defections from Big Tech to Tech B, the prime example being Meta. Zuckerbot has gone and kissed the ring, and has shifted Meta to push more rightwing lies. And OpenAI has been Musk-adjacent from its start, so I'm not sure where it should go. And I'd use Xitter as the Musk example rather than Tesla, since Tesla's primarily a carmaker, not a tech company, despite its doing clever things with batteries now and then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

Can I subscribe to more newsletter, please?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Didn't Apple, Google, Microsoft, Amazon, Meta all donated much more to Harris than to Trump? It's more like he got elected despite the big tech influence. Which explains why he's saying against them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

I don't know how to link comments across instances correctly, but you should see the other comment in reply to the same person you replied to, posted 4 hours before yours. It answers the very question you are asking. From @[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 day ago (2 children)

HOW THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE GOT ELECTED

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

He's playing a part.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Yeah that is why he wants to stop it, so others can't use it to get elected. 😜

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did he ask step-daddy Musk before making that statement?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

Nah, he's under Thiel

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I read this as him attempting to stand up to Elon and regain some of the political relevance he had before he joined the Trump ticket. Of course, it's not gonna work. He's gonna get curb-stomped (potentially literally, at this point), and by 2028, the Democrats will be campaigning with him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

And what political relevancy was that, exactly? That hectoring poverty-porn book he wrote, that was like Horatio Alger sucking off Peter Thiel?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Yes, that's what I'm referring to. Remember how many moderate Democrats ate that shit up and anointed him the working-class whisperer? He wants that back.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Shame it's too late for the Democrats to wheel out Henry Kissinger and Robert E Lee to campaign with.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

It's 2032. The Democratic ticket is Mike Pence and J.D. Vance. Their key issue is immigration, where they argue that immigrants should be sent to labor camps instead of exterminated. They are easily defeated by Trump, who's entire campaign consists of telling incoherent stories about celebrities until he trails off into a series of racial slurs. The Democrats believe they lost by being too soft on immigration, but they're optimistic that they can have a productive relationship with Vice President Benjamin Netanyahu.

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[–] [email protected] 300 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Ikr?? Did you hear about that one tech bro Nazi who wormed his way into the government?!

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Don't let President Musk hear you say that.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Except he’s Peter thiels human toy?

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 days ago

JD is starting to realize that there is a second group chat

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

First true thing couch fucker has said considering Big Tech basically owns the Trump admin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

I'd say it's more a volatile coalition between Broligarch MAGA and LumpenMAGA.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 160 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Blink twice if you're locked in a tech billionaire's basement right now

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