My writing is Ohio at best.

Anon is the boyfriend AND the girlfriend.

It's ok, this is just what Anon imagined he'd say and do from across the bar while he stared at them and finished his drinks alone.

This is why sounding is important.

They literally keep the shit of other people together... I don't know why I thought the people of green text would get the joke.

Wants to get his shit together -- becomes a plumber.

Fake and gay ☕

Man, I hope this one is actually real.

G was code for, "Girl" that's the gay part.

The rest was fake anyway.