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[-] [email protected] 105 points 1 year ago

This is why sounding is important.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

I use a q-tip to get everything

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Pipe cleaner crew checking in.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I use a plumbing snake, works better

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Well, that's enough internet for me today.

[-] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago

Wait is this a blood clot demo that's been relabeled

[-] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago

The vegans re-labeled it too

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yes, yes. We decided to relable this picture on our last annual Vegan-Council.

Joke aside, a plant base diet seems to be better for your arteries.

https://www.businessinsider.com/researcher-gave-up-meat-doctor-described-effects-on-arteries-2022-12

Amd more scientific

https://www.mdpi.com/2308-3425/10/3/94

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Something like that

[-] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This looks like a parody of all those bullshit incel images explaining how a woman's vagina will become loose if she's promiscuous.

[-] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There is actually a lot of scientific evidence to back this up. Many male prostitutes will undergo a natural transformation where their penis turns into a breakfast burrito, so they can charge for the night and then again for food in the morning.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Transformers: burritos in disguise!

[-] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago

I drink this to remove the buildup and keep my system healthy

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

It's nice to see a fella who cares about the fuel economy of his penis.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

will that treat 15 gallons of beverage or waste?

[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

im gonna need some context for the original image

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

They were originally demonstrating clogged arteries.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

I suppose it was some typical religious bullshit like "masturbation bad, god sad, boo".

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Probably something to do with cholesterol

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Penile implants to combat erectile dysfunction - you can see the original annotations about the valve and pump located in the scrotum, along with the inflatable bladder that gets insert in the shaft.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Better than what AI is vomiting up..

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Not relevant.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Asking for a friend?

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fleshlight designs are getting weird (they were getting weird before too, it's just that now also).

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

You can insert a cockroach into your penis. Its eat all the accumulated semen and when finish its get out. Is pretty easy and safety to do.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I think Google AI mentioned something about this 🤔

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Also that jumping off the golden gate bridge is a viable way to deal with depression.

To be fair, I haven't heard any complaints of depression from people who have jumped off the golden gate bridge, so it seems true. 🤔

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I love me some mcgriddles

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm a khvnmnw

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