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Anon works at the mall (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 119 points 1 year ago

The pseudo filenames every other line were painful.

[-] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago

First one was tasteful but they over did it

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Femcel confirmed

[-] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago

So nice when an incel meets a femcel and they have chemistry.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago

It's sweet even though the chemistry is probably thiol based

[-] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago

G was code for, "Girl" that's the gay part.

The rest was fake anyway.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

So now we have 5 Gregs

  • Sci-Fi Greg
  • D n' D Greg
  • Open Source Greg
  • Japanese Culture Greg
  • Girl Greg
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You forgot about Old Greg!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Gregg rulz, ok!

[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

G. is definitely planning to harvest her organs

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

A female on 4chan?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I don't know but I got to try that pick-up line and see what happens.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

Asking to smell someone will go down well with very few people.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It goes down well with very few people, but it goes down very well with those few people

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You miss all chances you don't take. And yeah, I'm fully aware in the wrong context it becomes super creepy. But tbh a lot of flirting is creepy...

Maybe she says something more modest like "oh I used a new shampoo".

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

You miss 100% of the scents you don't smell

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

There are ways to avoid flirting being creepy, asking before trying, asking for feedback, leaving an easy exit.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

David Attenborough: "Ok these mating rituals are getting ridiculous"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Good bait fed won't get me that easily

this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2024
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