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Wants to get his shit together -- becomes a plumber.
Plumbers make bank, they’re in demand a lot
They literally keep the shit of other people together... I don't know why I thought the people of green text would get the joke.
Aaah I am dense, thanks
FYI wasn’t criticizing you, was just saying
It took me a double read to get the joke. I'm dumdum
Now he's getting other people's shit together
At any time he can lay a deuce in one of them pipes and get paid for it too.
Trades like plumber, electricians, etc make good money. Especially if they unionize and get that OT.
Problem is breaking into them
Everyone wants more tradesmen but none of the current tradesmen want to train any
They're desperate now days. When I was younger and 20ish I tried breaking in and was basically told if I didn't have a friend or family in to forget about it. I eventually found myself a niche in the trades, but it was rough and not what I wanted. Now we're facing this demographic shift away from the boomers and because they where dicks about it then, it's a thing now.
I encourage any young person reading this who feels the slightest inclination to make a circut of their local union halls.
Yup. I think that’s prevalent in all industries and trades. They want the big money, and do not want to put in the time and effort that it requires to earn it. I mean, in some ways I get it because we all got bills to pay. But at the same time, you don’t actually need that boat or the F350. No! You don’t!
And crucially, they keep everyone's shit together
Indeed.
I mean... if you're going to start getting shit together... there are worse places to start.
The only other better option for keeping shit together would be waste water management.
But waste water managment ends in treatment plant, which separates shit altogether.
But it keeps the shit together.
Now he can get other people's shit together, too.
anon is still slinging that crack.
Yeah. I wonder, what future generations will see in 4chan archives.
Lol bro, you obviously don't know shit about plumbing if you think they can't have their shit together. They can make crazy bank.
I think the joke is plumbers deal with shit, not that they have low pay
Yes, this is the joke.
I fell like you didn't read the comment I was referring to
My comment or the one that commented on it? I read both, I dunno.
No he meant the other comment from the commenter that commented on the comment of the other comment.
You're saying MeDuViNox didn't read their own comment? Bold assertion