Noobs, just buy the calendar after the year it represents is over, simply wait 27 years and voilá, you have a calendar that shows the correct days, days of the week, etc.
Guys, it's fine. Remember? Trump has the FIFA peace price.
Deal! You stop shipping to the EU.
Imagine watching porn like everybody else and now your mom sues multiple billion dollar porn companies and everyone around you will know about her idea to do so...
Die Amis schlafen...
1 Meter = 10 Decimeter = 100 Zentimeter
1 Kilometer = 1.000 Meter
Well... If I was China, I'd see this as a motivation to invade Taiwan.
If the invasion works, it works.
If it doesn't, simply wait for a US president that isn't able to plan 3 days ahead.
Meta says its working urgently to fix a problem with Instagram which results in a "results hidden" message when users search for the terms "Democrat" or "Democrats".
If that's hard to fix, I recommend shutting down the servers forever.
This is fake!
If it was real, the "Nevermind" button would be a "Maybe later" button instead...
Why does the weird one think that he should have more power than a government?
A number that always works is 28 by the way...
2026 - 28 = 1998 2026 + 28 = 2054