"So the average life expectancy of a Russian recruit, right now, arriving on the battlefield in Ukraine, is estimated to be between 20 and 30 minutes"

The question is probably how they define "on the battlefield" (Where does the battlefield start?)

Can you explain the math?

Genau... Dann muss Omi auch nicht noch die Klimakrise miterleben.

Wie kann man denn mit Immobilien -96% machen? Wo standen die? Im Ahrtal? Oder neben einer russischen Ölraffinerie?

Guys, it's fine. Remember? Trump has the FIFA peace price.

Deal! You stop shipping to the EU.

Imagine watching porn like everybody else and now your mom sues multiple billion dollar porn companies and everyone around you will know about her idea to do so...

Die Amis schlafen...

1 Meter = 10 Decimeter = 100 Zentimeter

1 Kilometer = 1.000 Meter

Well... If I was China, I'd see this as a motivation to invade Taiwan.

If the invasion works, it works.

If it doesn't, simply wait for a US president that isn't able to plan 3 days ahead.

This is fake!

If it was real, the "Nevermind" button would be a "Maybe later" button instead...

Why does the weird one think that he should have more power than a government?

This is bad.