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[–] 131 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Die Amis schlafen...

1 Meter = 10 Decimeter = 100 Zentimeter

1 Kilometer = 1.000 Meter

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    I forgot that your heathens use "." Instead of "," in numbers. I was very confused

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  • [–] 111 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Guten Morgen aus Deutschland, nimm ein Brötchen

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  • [–] 82 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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    [–] 69 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I've, legit, learned a decent amount of German just by having Google translate up on my second monitor browsing lemmy late at night.

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  • [–] 60 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    Nein. Das ist zeit für Deutsch lernen. Dann du kannst Scheißposts in zwei Sprachen machen

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Hmm, let me try.

    No. This is not for German learning. Then you can't shit post in the Spray Machine.

    How close did I get?

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    Pretty close, but you skipped some nouns and you have too many "not"s in your sentence. The correct translation is "no, that is the time for learning German. Then you can shitpost in two languages". Zeit is the word for time, and Sprachen means languages.

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    [–] 50 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Same but I'm from Australia. Ich_iel is pretty much German Duolingo to me at this point.

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  • Be aware that part of ich_iel humour in no small part consits of comically literal translations of English expressions. That has nothing to do with proper German and as a learner you probably won't be able to spot the difference.

    Bad idea to try to learn German there.

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    [–] 49 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    (You do not in fact, go to bed.)

    In a couple years you'll be able to read German fluently... Without knowing how to speak it.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    I started learning German from my dad's Jr. Highschool book from the 1960s but had no one around who spoke German. My pronunciation was... interesting (even trying to mimic what the guide was telling me in the front of the book). When I finally tried to speak to people, it was also funny to learn that several things were quite out-of-date (Feder vs Kuli I think was one).

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago

    Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der BRD.

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    yup that is also my signal for "you have exhausted all the English lemmy content from now on it is all Deutschland"

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    It's really bedtime when it turns Indian.

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    [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'm in europe, but I've actually been learning german these past few months so i see German posts as free practice

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