[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

On the plus side, the Outlook team's Agile burndown charts for the last 8 sprints look perfect!

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Or... you and a friend on another floor put your keys under each other's mats. Then you both always have a way in and the chance of a burglar figuring it out is almost zero.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago

I would think wow that's terrible parking, and would wonder if they'll get a ticket from somebody who makes a living putting tickets on improperly parked cars.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Translation: "We were just shitting you, so don't buy our game."

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 28 points 12 hours ago

Or maybe in the 1930s an ad agency invented feeding on people's fears by overstating extremely rare or even nonexistent problems.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Hopefully they'll just use steel slats!

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 55 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Conservative America is driven so hard by the fear of somebody poorer than you getting something you're not.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 22 points 13 hours ago

Tip 3: Never shake hands with Jankatarch

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Social media would become a ghost town.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

When I comment on a very specific detail of a post or a comment, and people go off on their hot-button topic and act like I was implying I'm against them. Like if I mention somebody's shoe is untied and I get accused of hating shoes, or socks, or get lectured on the history of knots and why I shouldn't hate knots. I mean jeez, do people actually read the material or just scan for trigger words?

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 22 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

The teaser on Malcolm in the Middle where Hal gets home and the hall light is burned out. He gets a new lightbulb out of a closet and finds that the shelf it's on is loose. He gets a screwdriver to fix the shelf, and the drawer the screwdriver is in squeaks. To fix the squeak he goes to the garage for a can of WD40, but it's empty. He starts to go to the store for more WD40 but the car won't start. Lois leans into the garage and asks if he changed the bulb. Now with a major car repair in progress he says, "What does it look like I'm doing???"

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago

Imagine a world with no Internet to pretend to be a badass on.

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submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by LovableSidekick@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

This is hypothetical - the glasses don't fact-check what people say, they somehow detect willful deception, like people expect polygraphs to do, but with high accuracy. Would people welcome these, fear them, object on privacy grounds? I think it would be very contentious. Would people feel different if they only fed the information to the wearer but didn't record or send it anywhere? What exactly would the issues be?

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by LovableSidekick@lemmy.world to c/pics@lemmy.world

He almost always called it "the Second World War", not World War Two.

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by LovableSidekick@lemmy.world to c/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world

Every summer we put up a collapsible shade canopy on our back deck. To make it high enough for tall people to walk under, I screwed short pieces of scrap 4x4s onto the legs, like stumpy little stilts. They worked but they were ugly, and had to be roped in place in case the wind ever tried to carry the whole thing away. This meant setup and takedown took time and it all looked sloppy.

So I designed and printed a trim set of stilts on modular joints that twist-lock into fittings permanently screwed onto the deck, tapered and nearly flat so people won't trip on them. They're barely noticeable and the whole project is super mundane, but I'm inordinately proud of them because I am a dull man.

edit: as requested, I added an image of one of the "stilts". Besides what I already mentioned, another reason I did this was that with the 4x4 stumps attached, the frame didn't fit in its fabric storage cover when taken down every year, and I didn't want to unscrew and reattach the 4x4s every time. The new stilts attach to the canopy legs with one small screw, and they'll all fit in a zippered side pocket of the cover. The other reason for doing this, and if I'm honest the main one, is my love of 3d design lol.

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Typical pattern: "Scientists find something strange when they look at a common whatever - and it's not good!"

This kind of crap used to be the style of little blurbs at the side or the bottom of an article, but it's in the headlines now. Until you click the headline you don't even really know what the article is about anymore - just the general topic area, with maybe a fear trigger.

Clicking on the headline is going to display ads, but at that point the goal isn't to get you to buy anything yet, it's just to generate ad impressions, which the content provider gets paid for regardless of whether you even see the ads. It's a weird meta-revenue created by the delivery mechanism, and it has altered the substance of headlines, and our expectations of what "headline" even means.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by LovableSidekick@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Dunno what made me think of this just now. When I worked for IT in a school district way back in the 90s, a librarian told me she kept a supply of mouse balls in her desk because kids would steal them out of the school computers. What I remember about those balls was they picked up dust and crud off surfaces. Pretty soon optical mice came along and they were history.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by LovableSidekick@lemmy.world to c/fediverse@lemmy.world

No idea how I got there but somehow I saw this post somehow on sh.itjust.works, about a prefab house that was found floating in the Pacific. I wanted to comment but the only login I have is on lemmy.world. Notice the post is from The Picard Maneuver, whose posts I've seen many times, and it says lemmy.world above their name.

Lemmy.world has a whitepeopletwitter community but the newest post is 2 months old. This one is from 10 hours ago. Search on the lemmy.world main page for "Minding" turns up a bunch of posts going back months, but this one isn't there.

I thought I understood how federation works but I'm stumped. Is this really a lemmy.world post? If not, what does the presence of "lemmy.world" on it indicate?

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