Or... you and a friend on another floor put your keys under each other's mats. Then you both always have a way in and the chance of a burglar figuring it out is almost zero.
I would think wow that's terrible parking, and would wonder if they'll get a ticket from somebody who makes a living putting tickets on improperly parked cars.
Translation: "We were just shitting you, so don't buy our game."
Or maybe in the 1930s an ad agency invented feeding on people's fears by overstating extremely rare or even nonexistent problems.
Hopefully they'll just use steel slats!
Conservative America is driven so hard by the fear of somebody poorer than you getting something you're not.
Tip 3: Never shake hands with Jankatarch
Social media would become a ghost town.
When I comment on a very specific detail of a post or a comment, and people go off on their hot-button topic and act like I was implying I'm against them. Like if I mention somebody's shoe is untied and I get accused of hating shoes, or socks, or get lectured on the history of knots and why I shouldn't hate knots. I mean jeez, do people actually read the material or just scan for trigger words?
The teaser on Malcolm in the Middle where Hal gets home and the hall light is burned out. He gets a new lightbulb out of a closet and finds that the shelf it's on is loose. He gets a screwdriver to fix the shelf, and the drawer the screwdriver is in squeaks. To fix the squeak he goes to the garage for a can of WD40, but it's empty. He starts to go to the store for more WD40 but the car won't start. Lois leans into the garage and asks if he changed the bulb. Now with a major car repair in progress he says, "What does it look like I'm doing???"
Imagine a world with no Internet to pretend to be a badass on.
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On the plus side, the Outlook team's Agile burndown charts for the last 8 sprints look perfect!