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[-] [email protected] 233 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 217 points 1 week ago

A pull-request to forked your reposotory obviously.

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[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago

An e-note is a full step above a d-note and a half step below an f-note.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

A little less formal than an e-mails.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

A reposotory is a suppository you can share with others when asked with an e-note.

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[-] [email protected] 126 points 1 week ago

Part of me is bothered by those explanations, but if I had to explain GitHub to a tech illiterate grandparent with that much screen space I don't know if I would do much better.

[-] [email protected] 134 points 1 week ago

Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).

Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.

Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.

I think I even got the word count down.

[-] [email protected] 91 points 1 week ago

Repository: your code.

Fork: my code.

Pull request: u want my code?

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Why even bother explaining those terms if you only have that much screen space.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

You'd probably spell words correctly though, right?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Given historical evidence of my writing that is not a sure thing.

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[-] [email protected] 99 points 1 week ago

Fox News viewers would need the concept of "sharing" explained to them first.

[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago

Sharing is a type of communism, of course.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Get that damn code Communism out of my country! No more Forking or Cloning! No more importing libraries either! We're going to build a big beautiful firewall and export all the unsigned binaries. Make Assembly Great Again! And no terminating projects because apps begin at compilation.

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[-] [email protected] 77 points 1 week ago

I'm surprised they didn't sneak in a swipe about open source being a socialist conspiracy to undermine American ingenuity.

[-] [email protected] 66 points 1 week ago

This physically hurts me.

[-] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago

"forked" when you push broken code to prod at 5 on a Friday.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

“CI” - “Come In” which is what your boss says when they ask for a meeting after you thought it was fine for that one line change to skip CI and it broke something

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago

What the hell? If they just asked ChatGPT it would have been much better:

  • Repository: A folder of project files on the internet.

  • Fork: Your own copy of that folder to make changes.

  • Pull Request: A way to ask, “Can my changes go back into the original folder?”

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

To be fair ChatGPT didn't exist 12 years ago.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah, I overlooked that detail.

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Good news! It's a suppository.

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

And people say LLMs will degrade our collective knowledge lol

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[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

I'm convinced that's ment to get people riled up.

[-] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago

Either that or they're doing the same amount of research they normally do. It's hard to tell.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

But then why use

Term: explanation

and directly below that

"Term"-- explanation

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Oh my gods I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out. It's so upsetting.

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

It doesn't matter. None of faux news viewers can read.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago
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[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

I'm almost more irritated by the use of two hyphens instead of a colon after the first definition. They just didn't give a shit really.

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If these were answers for a high school test it would get a D or something for correctness. I can't believe an adult, a journalist no less, could be so off.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Its a bit charitable to call fox news journalists.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

At least they didn’t call it a suppository.

“GitHub just reached its 1 billionth suppository!!”

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Why is the headline in quotes?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Because of "reasons"

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Issue: Form of insult common to this community

[-] Mwa 22 points 1 week ago

I wonder More why was github on tv

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

At least chat gpt would have spelled it right for fucks sake.

Did they let a 6 year old write that up?

THEY GET PAID TO DO THIS. SOMEONE GETS PAID TO CHECK IT TOO.

Or am I being trolled.

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