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[-] [email protected] 278 points 2 months ago

That ICE agent looks a lot like a protestor.

[-] [email protected] 72 points 2 months ago

Protesting immigrants seems to be their thing

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

I thought it was the protestors wearing masks! Honest!

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[-] [email protected] 173 points 2 months ago

In a stand your ground state?

Haha, ok. Good luck, Attorney General James Uthmeier.

If an armed protestor shoots a driver who is driving at them with intent to cause bodily harm, they... Both have the right to possibly kill one another?

Driver has the green light. Gunman has the green light.

Cool, cool. Makes sense.

[-] [email protected] 120 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Skin color, last name and political affiliation will determine who’s the victim and who’s the assailant

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That sounds like maximum USA . Two people not caring about the other, only thinking about themselves, and neither willing to just back off

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago

Childish Gambino is apparently a modern prophet

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Purge ruleset

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Fuck yeah, Night City here we come!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

What a country!

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[-] [email protected] 120 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"And so if you drive off and you hit one of these people, that's their fault for impinging on you."

He continued, “You get 20 points for adult males, 30 points for adult females, and 50 points for children. Points can be redeemed for ‘DesantisBucks’ once you reach 500 points or more.”

EDIT: a word

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

DeSantisCoin, a new crypto backed by the leader of Florida Man

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[-] [email protected] 67 points 2 months ago

Cool, so all we need now is a list of Proud Boy demonstrations in FL.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

No not those protests

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[-] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago

So we have the right to hit you with our car Ron?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

I hope he says no, thus protesting your request...

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Floridians have a right to hit protesters with their car if they need to "flee for your safety."

are you fleeing for your safety surrounded by ron de santises?

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[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago

Awesome, so if you see those maga people at crosswalks or outside of planned parenthood, go ahead and run them down

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

I don't understand how these MAGA Morons can't figure out that these laws they want are two-edged swords. If they can use it against normal people, then normal people can use it against them, too.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

That's because you still think the system will act fairly, it won't. If you hit someone the administration likes, you're in trouble, if you someone they don't like, you're a hero. There's never been any intentions of fairness from the republicans, rules for thee not for me.

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

In that case, I guess it's ok to splatter the folks protesting in front of planned parenthood?

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fact check: Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis said drivers in his state are allowed to hit protesters if they feel as though their life is being threatened. So technically true. But still not great

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

This is just one more reason why there needs to be an organization participating in protest spaces specifically to provide armed security, same as Black Panthers provided security for civil rights protests.

People won't be so willing to drive into a crowd of protesters if the bloc has an armed perimeter.

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The Xitter post cheering the speech caught my attention, so I clicked through to the X user, "iAnonPatriot" and just have to say, wow.

It starts off with his bio image being literal hands goatse'ing through the virtual Matrix grid, and it only gets worse from that level of basic. Just a red-pill Nazi fever dream in feed form. 610K followers.

Videos of protestors getting abused are his favorite, apparently. One top one is police firing gas into apparently peaceful protestors. The protestor kicks it back, walks back and is just standing there doing nothing threatening, and then apparently gets shot with a rubber(?) bullet and lies motionless for a moment before someone picks him up and he walks off. The caption this guy gave is "HOLY SH*T Perfect shot.. 🤣🤣🤣". Anti-LGBTQ posts feature as well. General concentrated bile into a convenient feed.

So I guess this "influencer" is what Gen Z is getting fed by algorithms and told is normal day-in and day-out?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Words always evolve, but it's kind of a shame that "patriot" got turned into "I completely lack empathy and am a psychopathic piece of shit bootlicker."

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

A state governor just authorized vehicle ramming attacks against probably his own citizens. Disgusting and disgraceful.

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

This belongs in something like c/evilpeople more than nottheonion

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Free speech is where people legally violently kill or injure you for speaking

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Sponsored by Rockstar Games

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Weird. The more I look at DeSantis the more he looks like a protestor. Just me?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Realistically it's a "Stand Your Ground" situation for the protestor if they are threatened with deadly force from a car attack, so the protestors can legally shoot drivers who are attempting to run them over. So if Rhonda wants to escalate that's what they are asking for, GTA street wars basically.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

At this point Republicans are just being idiots. They say whatever 1940s idiot shit pops into their head.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Bear this in mind next time something like a unite the right or Jan 6 happens.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

The jan 6 riotors are part of ICE right now

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

What if we hit him with a car?

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

De Santis may be a sack of shit but that doesn't justify the misleading headline in this case. He was giving a specific example of escaping "when a mob comes and surrounds your vehicle, and threatens you." DeSantis says so many outrageous things for real and pushes outrageous policies for real, there's no need to misquote him.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

That means I have the right to put 9 rounds into the drivers seat before that happens.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

He doesn't "say" that. This law was passed a while ago

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