You've been hanging around with those Dutch boys down the street again, haven't you son!
My family likes them too. I am on their e-mail list because I was given a gift card, and the owner is the biggest Resistance lib imaginable.
The Mark of the Beast
Honestly, a first step without getting involved with the military or having family and friends teach you would probably some form of hunter's education classes. What's actually offered is very dependent on the area where you live, but they are usually offered because you would need to take a course or a test to be allowed to hunt depending on laws. The courses don't usually involve any actual hunting or violence against animals. But usually safety around guns and local laws about hunting. And usually firing a gun a few times, just to make sure you know how to load and fire it, not working on any proficiency in aim. But that should get you enough grounding to join a gun club or go to a shooting range to practice.
Kubrik stare is when a character tilts their head down and stares through their brow to portray menace and mental instability.
I usually lift with my hands, but you do you.
But they are still scuffing up the floors with their shoes, putting wear and tear on the door hinges, and asking that the plumbing be fixed so that the sink has running water! So needy and ungrateful.
Milei has been the most perfect illustration of how astroturfed r/neoliberal and all libertarian and neoliberal online spaces are and how contradictory their beliefs are. Every time r/neoliberal is posted in the slop comm, I check r/neoliberal again and so many comments are something like "Milei has such good economic policies, why does he have to ruin his perfect policies by supporting Trump and Musk. He is single-handedly doing everything right and finally undoing the damage of Peronism (the only reason that Argentina isn't equal to a Western European nation). How can someone have all of the perfect policies and beliefs, but still agree with people that are obviously bad like Trump and Musk?"
But, but, laws are only supposed to apply to the poor. This is authoritarianism! 
Today, I will show you how to create a self-defense device. First you take this skateboard and this chainsaw. Then you duct tape the chainsaw to the top of the board so that the chain touches the ground and moves the skateboard. Then, uh, well you just get the chainsaw started and point it at the pigs. Then, uh, you let 'er rip. There you have it.
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Might be better depending on the filling honestly. Works for bratwurst and sausage.