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[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 31 points 4 weeks ago

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

[-] Juice@midwest.social 26 points 4 weeks ago

"Are you going to eat that?" points at your son

[-] miz@hexbear.net 29 points 4 weeks ago
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[-] context@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago

oh i love goya

painting of a can of goya black beans in the style of andy warhol by david gamble

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[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 22 points 4 weeks ago

I heard someone else call him the demon from Smile recently and that felt pretty accurate.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

kudos to kotaku for running maybe the flattest of flat-affect mr. beast photos, you can put anything over it and have it work.

[-] ashenone@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 weeks ago

The Michael Phelps of dead eyes

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 19 points 4 weeks ago

Normal Guy has human emotions

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 4 weeks ago

Hey, my wife saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

I love MrBeast because I no longer have to try very hard to explain what I mean when I used the word “rictus”.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 16 points 4 weeks ago

"Is it the meth or the mescaline?"

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago
[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 6 points 4 weeks ago
[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Yes that was the joke lol. Guess the zoomers need context though.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 4 weeks ago
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

Is it an earthquake or simply a shock?
Is it the good turtle soup or merely the mock?
Is it a cocktail, this feeling of joy?
Or is what I feel the real McCoy?

Song

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 4 weeks ago

👏👏👏👏 Delightful!

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[-] ColombianLenin@hexbear.net 16 points 4 weeks ago

White people walk past and look at you like:

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 16 points 4 weeks ago

sorry I just have resting depression face

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 4 weeks ago
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 4 weeks ago

I hate to be that guy but...

Wrong answers only.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago

yeah yeah...

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 4 weeks ago

This is the picture they're using for the Souless section of the DSM-6

[-] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 14 points 4 weeks ago

Dairy Product: Become Human

[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 14 points 4 weeks ago
[-] KelquunDotre@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago

:the-antichrist:

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago
[-] miz@hexbear.net 14 points 4 weeks ago
[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago

Lmaooo goteeem

[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago

I fucking hate this guy so much. I would like it if he didn't have a very good time, just generally.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago

Showing up to work monday morning trying to get to your workstation without anyone talking to you

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago

Chimpanzee exerting dominance ass smile

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago
[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

Beanst among us

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago

Latest beard YouTube video essay trending topic.

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[-] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago

A man who is less influential than Caleb Hearon

[-] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

Oh wait, wrong answers

[-] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago

Graham Platner shaved

[-] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago

People's Sexiest Man Alive 2026

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago

Biblically accurate Dee Snider prediction from literally 1984

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iccKvxl7tuA

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago

I was curious if they are still rockin' or if they disbanded. They're rockin' but only kinda. Dee Snider is no longer part of the band. Plus - I learned about Ho-Ho-Kus.

Twisted Sister is an American heavy metal band formed in 1972 in Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey, and later based on Long Island, New York. [...] Twisted Sister disbanded in 1988.

During the late 1990s and early 2000s, the band played a series of one-off shows before reuniting more permanently in 2003. They released two more albums, Still Hungry (2004), a re-recording of their third album, and a Christmas album, A Twisted Christmas (2006). Following Pero's death in 2015, the band embarked on a farewell tour and subsequently separated again after completing the tour in 2016.

They announced another reunion in September 2025, but their planned tour dates were cancelled in February 2026 due to Snider's health issues, which resulted in his departure from the band. In the following month, it was announced that Twisted Sister will continue as a band, with former Skid Row singer Sebastian Bach filling in for Snider.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twisted_Sister

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

Huh, Sebastian is a surprisingly good fit. Also, the "Still Hungry" versions of some of the heavier "Stay Hungry" material were actually pretty brutal ("The Beast," "Horror-Teria," and "Burn in Hell" come to mind, in roughly that order.)

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[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago

Capital actually doesn't have to take off the mask to do the deed

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

🎵 And now you're dead inside... 🎶

🎶 Still you wonder why? 🎵

🎵 (It's... All... Over!) 🎶

[-] Salah@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

His brain should be studied

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[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

Heeeeeeere's Jimmy!

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

I have a perfectly working mouth and I refuse to scream

When u nut but she keep suckin !!!!!

[-] red_giant@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago

Flesh that doesn’t understand what being happy feels like

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