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IDK, I think we should move on. Minneapolis is besieged by a real barbarous army, Texas would have been better off with the Mexicans. The Davy Crockett is a stupid weapon.

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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

the one and only time i went to an alamo draft house, i was stoned AF and it was to see Mission Impossible 3. i got fries and a chocolate milk shake. it was expensive but seemed like an inspired idea at the time.

the only other thing i remember is after it got out and we were getting back into the car, i said, "they should have just called that Tom Cruise: The Movie" and i think it got a good laugh from the others in the car.

that was far more memorable and important than the days i spent in san antonio or the tour of the alamo itself.

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