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These woke astronomers and their anti-planet bias. We have to prepare to protect Mars, the most masculine of planets!

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

I pray to Mars on the daily it will help me in my battle of owning the libs on reddit.

[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Jupiter was just in the pool, leave him alone

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago
[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

How does this affect boys with regard to going to Jupiter? Have enough girls gone to college to investigate this?

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Reminder that "Dwarf planet" is a nonsense category that has nothing to do with size but is based on location. A thing is a planet or a dwarf planet based entirely on where it's located not on how big it is. It is also not a concept used outside of our own solar system, which means the term exists entirely to demote Pluto.

[-] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

I thought it was because Pluto doesn't clear its orbit?

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

No planet has "Cleared its orbit" if you want to be strict about it. You have to exclude a bunch of stuff (Like the Trojans of various planets, and Pluto/The Plutinos from Neptune) and get into a lot of fiddly bits.

Now you could talk about Plutos ability to theoretically do so, which would be a matter of size, but then that should be the discriminant.

[-] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

I'm no planetologist, but I thought reclassifying Pluto made sense back when I studied them in school 🤔

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