[-] [email protected] 1 points 16 minutes ago

They truly have no shame

[-] [email protected] 19 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Some guy hit on me in the grocery store today and it was so off-putting that I'm reconsidering my sexuality

Me: I could be bi

Man: Hello

Me: Save me Sappho

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Was bored and playing around with a gameboy camera filter and after messing with lighting and posing for awhile I accidentally took my most amazing picture ever. I look like I'm in a manga and I'm like one panel away from murdering someone in cold blood. I feel like my true soul has been captured.

Reject modernity. Embrace the gameboy camera.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

My hair kinda sucks right now, style-wise. There's not much I can do until my transplant area grows out except like get curtain bangs coming from above my hairline to hide the short hair. There's a style I wanted to try but I can't even think about for at least a whole year from now, probably longer

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Oh it's a callback to my other post

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

probably horny

HELP WANTED

Now that I have unlocked my flip thing skillset, I'm looking for training partner to practice it

Qualifications

  • Must be willing to have head held between thighs for lengths of time
  • Must be able to lift up to ~(mumble)~ lbs of weight on shoulders for lengths of time

Risks

  • Although every precaution is taken to prevent fatal outcomes, due to the nature of this practice, there is a risk of instant death from accidental neck snapping
  • There is a small chance that my powerful thighs will crush your head like a watermelon resulting in instant death

Compensation

  • Get to have head between a hot girl's thighs
  • May experience the sweet release of instant death

narukami-specialist-dance APPLY NOW narukami-specialist-dance

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Can I have the can? I wanna make silly noises

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If you don't concede to my demands, I'll raise it to 420% trump-anguish

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There was discussion about people wanting cat hearts with various pride flags so I made this set. I decided to put them all in a single post instead of spamming the comm, hope that's okay

All emoji should use the following keywords and if needed I added extra keywords specific to each emoji

keywords: heart, meow, love, care

:cat-rainbow:

additional keywords: lgbt

:cat-gay:

:cat-lesbian:

:cat-non-binary:

additional keywords: nb, enby, nonbinary

:cat-bi:

additional keywords: bisexual

:cat-ace:

additional keywords: asexual

:cat-pan:

additional keywords: pansexual

:cat-intersex:

:cat-aro:

additional keywords: aromantic

:cat-demisexual:

:cat-polyam:

additional keywords: polyamory

:meow-hug-trans:

additional keywords: support, trans

[-] [email protected] 67 points 9 months ago

More telling that you associate sucking cock with gay people.

"I wasn't being homophobic, I was being misogynistic" smuglord

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Now in it's own post as requested so everyone outside the mega can enjoy too. Here's to another year!

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Sorry for the dark photo, I didn't want to wake him up lol

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A little over 2 weeks ago, I had once again started working with Godot, determined to finally learn the software so I can bring my many game ideas to life. And then I stumbled and failed as I usually do as my ideas were lofty and my skillset meager. I think it was the Mark Brown video that finally made the (obvious in retrospect) idea sink in that there was no way I can do the more complex games I wanted to make without first having made a bunch of simpler projects to nail down the fundamentals. So instead of trying to follow a grand plan, I just opened up a old tutorial I did and started adding stuff purely by vibes. And it fucking worked because after 2 weeks of intense hyperfocus I was able to put together an actual game that works (so far) and has most of the basics of the genre! Sure it's only 5 minutes long and full of stolen assets but I'm still very pleased with the outcome.

I started with the GDQuest Vampire Survivors tutorial and first decided to change out the graphics and give it a theme. What would be an amusing communist theme? Stalin crushing hordes of fascists. I decided to use Metal Slug assets for most of the characters and weapons (which had the bonus of getting a lot of practice in with animation because holy shit those spritesheets are huge). After I changed the graphics, I gave the solider a death animation instead of just disappearing. I thought the same death every time was boring since the soldiers had so many death animations in Metal Slug, so I made a system for randomly choosing a death scene each time. Then I got nostalgic for cheat codes from old games so I figured out how to add a text input box and made some effects for code matches. Every time I got bored or frustrated with an element I was working on I would come back and add another cheat, sometimes even it was just a bit.

And it sort of fed into itself after that. I went back to the soldier. I wanted an leveling system, so first I needed gems to fall from defeated enemies. Those gave XP which needed to be tracked, then I needed to trigger a level up screen where random options can be chosen. It started with a basic screen where 3 upgrades could be chosen. Then I added dummied weapons into the mix. At first the options could be infinitely chosen, but I was able to limit each option to 5 levels, which each level being a unique upgrade.

I got bored of working on that so I went back to enemies. I made 2 new variations: ones that I thought could have interesting attacks (though I never got around to adding an attack for the pirate variant). Since I didn't want them to appear at the start, I made a game timer and assigned a difficulty counter that increased every minute that changed the enemy loadout and spawning ratios. With all this game info to be tracked I created a UI to track important info. Then I made a boss with multiple attacks, 2 phases, adds, and a custom health bar.

I was creating larger challenges but with my hero only shooting a simple gun, it was time to add weapons. I added 7 in total. An 8th was originally planned for parity with the 8 upgrades, but I never got around to fully implementing it lol.

Then it was just some polishing left, so I added a title screen, credits, game over screen, music, and any sound effects I didn't get around to adding yet. Oh and options, so volume levels and fullscreen mode could be adjusted. And then any last passes for animation adjustments, bugfixes, sound balancing, etc.

I probably did more that I mentioned because it all starts to blur together towards the end. It's still a little janky in areas and I'm sure a lot of my methods and solutions are inefficient but in the end, it still seems to work and that's good enough for a learning project

Here's some screenshots!

Title screen:

Swarmed by enemies:

Using the "gorbachev" cheat:

Level up overlay:

Boss fight:

I have a packed exe that I can put up on a file sharing site if that's allowed here and anyone expresses interest in trying it out

Links to the game:

Windows version

Linux version

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Brain hurty but I'm gonna keep at it

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Hi all, I've completely run out of money and I have a couple needs coming up soon. I need to pay my phone bill and my partner needs to send off time-sensitive documents for their disability claim soon. I think I should be able to get by with $30.

[-] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago

The Garniers left comments about the financial mismanagement by a former superintendent and about alleged incidents of racism.

“I have children of color in the district, and I don’t want them going to school and seeing a noose or the profanity like that,” Kimberly Garnier testified.

Source

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Who is she? (hexbear.net)
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[-] [email protected] 60 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Did you miss the wide-scale murder of Palestinian civilians that preceded this for decades?

[-] [email protected] 102 points 2 years ago

I like how they took a photo that is clearly very mundane and used a filter to make it look like literal hell. Very subtle.

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