[-] darkmode@hexbear.net 52 points 4 days ago

I do not need my child to know I purchased and played Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 we need to maintain a modicum of shame upon gaming.

[-] darkmode@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

larian gamesgame writing is also "simpler" to get right imo: take the fact that larian used the EXACT SAME HOOK Dark Urge/Fane for BG3 and DOS2 and they both hit hard. Most games don't take the time to flesh out a "situation" for the player to be in that is interesting and maybe focus on particular characters or worldbuilding or something but think about how easy 'you were the bad guy from the start' is to make interesting as a twist for a player of a game a lay up of expectation subversion. Will any game be able to top FNV giving you that smug "yeah I'm back you bastard" when you walk up to what-in-the-goddamn at the casino?

[-] darkmode@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

just checked my steam library for first more recent person ARPGs, i don't have any besides Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 which i haven't played yet but my friend implored me to. I agree that it really hinges on the writing and having your characters and their situations feel grounded.

I also have played a bunch of cyberpunk 2077 and while I enjoyed it it's writing is not FNV level

[-] darkmode@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Prey 2017 was good but not really an RPG...i'm grasping because I don't want you to be right

[-] darkmode@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

Please for the love of god be good. Are first person RPGs allowed to be as good as F:NV anymore?what-in-the-goddamn

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Even though by the time I could pick my own taste in music they were pushing Core was 20 years old, I think they're one of the best bands OAT. Scott's lyrics are sort of like "pop poetry" to me and Trippin' has one of the coolest guitar solos I've ever heard. Chord progressions and baselines are just interesting, not too complex, but never boring and each song sticks is pretty much exactly as long as it needs to be and their unplugged album is incredible.

Dad loves them so we've seen the revived version with the new singer twice now. Has anybody seen them live in the 90s and then with the not-Scott singer?

One problem: they didn't headline this show, the headliner was Godsmack and HOLY SHIT THEY ARE AWFUL

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:soprano-confused: :when-the-gabbagoo-comes-out-sizzlin:

[-] darkmode@hexbear.net 54 points 9 months ago

probably the most appropriate gif since after this nothing actually happens

[-] darkmode@hexbear.net 59 points 10 months ago

That's three completely different universes of experience in one family, sitting around the same dinner table: from famine to facial recognition in 75 years.

The way ppl write about China is infuriating, needlessly condescending. My regime would be locking people up for blogs in iron maidens.

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:mao-pay:

:i will give you 2100$ to fuck off:

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Bunch of funny lines in the article, pull quoted below:

The most consequential military development of the past few years – and there have been legion – is empirical proof that expeditionary navies are obsolete. China proved it in the South China Sea. Ukraine proved it in the Black Sea. And the Houthis (the Houthis!) proved it in the Red Sea.

lenin-dont-laugh

What China really wants in the South China Sea is a theater, far away from anything of real value (Taiwan, for example), to demonstrate US Naval impotence for all of Asia to witness.

lib-status

That the Houthis fought the US Navy to a draw can only be seen as a humiliating defeat by Asia. Compare Japan (and South Korea/Taiwan/Australia) to the Instagram model who just watched her bodybuilder boyfriend get beat up by a skinny migrant worker.

you-hear-about-video-games

This should benefit everyone involved, from put upon Europeans to the bonsai-ed Japan and South Korea (see here) to LGBTQIAS2S+-ed Taiwan (see here) to Legalist Qin-esque PRC able to finally relax into its Confucian Tang-esque form. Most of all, it will benefit the United States of America, which can finally come home, circle wagons, lick wounds, plant trees and recover from eight decades of shouldering the costs of hegemony.

gay ppl caught an unnecessary stray right at the end there not pleased with that but I figured it'd be fun to share this since it's hopeful and maybe could come to fruition. At the very least, I can follow the logic and hope it comes true.

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if you've got something like bypass paywalls clean, the comments are pure gold

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:benny:

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Weapons grade copium: EU to demand technology transfers from Chinese companies

Brussels is planning to force Chinese companies to transfer intellectual property to European businesses in return for EU subsidies as part of a tougher trade regime for clean technologies. New criteria requiring Chinese businesses to have factories in Europe and share technological knowhow will be introduced when Brussels invites bids for €1bn of grants to develop batteries in December, according to two senior EU officials. The pilot could be rolled out to other EU subsidy schemes, they said. The requirements, while at much smaller scale, echo China’s own regime, which pressures foreign companies into sharing their intellectual property in exchange for access to the Chinese market. The criteria could be subject to change ahead of the tender, officials said. The plans represent part of a hardening stance from Europe towards China as it seeks to protect companies in the bloc — subject to strict environmental regulations — from being undercut by cheap and more polluting imports.

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:liberal-screaming: :lib-screaming:? (reuploaded as png)

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https://hexbear.net/comment/5635057

posted by @KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net

Look, Americans have very specific dietary needs, like hummingbirds. Without a regular meal of bread that's 50% corn syrup by mass and covered in thickened fruit juice with extra corn syrup and a little bit of fat and protein to further amplify the effects, they cannot sustain the exertion of pushing their lifted SUVs along Fred Flintstone style on their way to and from work. The average American burns over 20,000 calories on their typical 4 hour daily commute and the entire food economy is oriented around supporting this activity.

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Pasting this here from a comment I made in a tangential thread:

I played through this game hoping for the best this past weekend. The highest praise i can give is that while the presentation is perfect, the gameplay is half baked at best and frustrating at its worst.

The echoes are a great idea but they’re seriously lacking in depth. Maybe 5 of them can be used for almost every “puzzle”. The stronger combat echoes trivialize the combat. The dungeons are too short and simple save for maybe one or two of them. Thinking i liked gerudo, zora, and faron the best.

I was totally mesmerized by being able to traverse a “2d” zelda map in the manner that some of the more vertically inclined echoes. They even present you with some classic zelda dungeon rooms that can be maneuvered in the classic way or be completely subverted by the player if you remember you’re playing the new game. which is very satisfying the first few times. However, by hour ten and in the last few dungeons that novelty wore off and it became very clear they forgot to make any kind of challenging puzzle involving clever echo use beyond flying tile + platboom or water tile. i don’t think zelda games have ever been or have supposed to be “challenging” but I don’t think i’m off base asserting that some puzzles aren’t immediately solvable in older games.

The menus are dogshit and waste you time. The dialogue boxes waste your time. Resetting mini games waste your time. Making smoothies wastes your time. Sorting through your 127 echoes wastes your time. I’m not sure why this is acceptable but the only answer is that ppl buy it and complaints don’t have to be heard after they have your money so fuck it i guess. The only way to get a solid game out of these stooges is to force system memory limitations on them again.

Oh did you want to play in the old style? don’t worry we put that on a timer and you can go into link mode and feel what it’s like to play a tight lovingly crafted game for a few fleeting moments before your juice bar hits 0.

The dialogue itself is good. the tutorials aren’t annoying. tri is a good companion. i adore the art style. There is a lot of observational skill involved with some hidden items and heart pieces. I had fun, but I feel like they stopped just short of making a 10/10 to intetionslly a 5/10 baby game. Games are for children. just go play Tunic

WdyT?

[-] darkmode@hexbear.net 76 points 2 years ago

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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/2723840

Hi, I need to read handwriting off scanned documents and then file them digitally. What's the best way to approach this? I've done some searching myself but I'm curious what you nerds think. Ty.

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[-] darkmode@hexbear.net 76 points 2 years ago

Poll: 70% of bed bugs are currently thirsty for blood

[-] darkmode@hexbear.net 109 points 2 years ago

Guess the check from Langley didn’t clear last week heartbreaking

[-] darkmode@hexbear.net 65 points 2 years ago

Idk if this is news related but my Twitter feed is unreadable today bc hasan-smash said feudal slavery was bad.

Why is this sort of discussion so tantalizing for certain portions of the internet. Why is slavery and all of its subgenres like caste systems , serfdom, etc not unequivocally considered bad?

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