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Those babies have already risen to the rank of Lieutenant Commander in the IDF. They'll be Admirals by the time they're potty trained.
Execute order 6-7.
I'ma be real with you, friend: Frozen Mania has been over for ages. My former daughter who was obsessed with blue princess dresses back then is a grown-ass man now.
Those hidden taxes could eat you alive.
Our quippy protest signs will stop the bad orange man for sure this time!
Korean Costco looks pretty badass.
... this is bait, right? It's just primed for a bunch of—
"Intelligent anarchists? Ha ha, that's an oxymoron, am I right?!"
—responses. To be followed by some Internet slapfighting over unrelated sectarian nonsense.
I don't even know what it is but let me know when I can buy it. I'll always buy games from Hexhomies.
Please add a content warning for racism to this post. Thanks.
Not going to remove it since it's already falling off the front page and I know you're asleep, but please be more mindful in the future. Even mockery of racism can unintentionally promote real racism if we aren't vigilant.
Chinese jasmine black tea, steeped for 2.5 minutes in slightly sub-boiling water, nothing else added. You can re-steep the tea once or twice throughout the day for a slightly mellowed flavor and lower caffeine content, so your leaves last a lot longer than you'd think.
Solidarity with my trans comrades. I got nothing else to add but my tea snob opinions, but I love ya. 
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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/8159273
They'll be going to a physical library to get books made of paper, so weird out of print stuff is off the table. Kids these days, with their 'books' and 'physical media that a billionaire can't delete', am I right?
My child is old enough to say the fuck word, but not old enough to legally drink. So no need to hold back on complicated or mature content. ML, anarchist, Maoist, weird Deng-Hoxha-Gorbachev stans; any tendency is fine. I know where I stand, but I want them to be able to make up their own goddamn mind and not just agree with me, so diverse viewpoints are cool.
I know there are lists and resources lurking around here in some community's sidebar, but I got some family emergency stuff to handle in the immediate present. I probably won't read any of this for a day or two. Do a comrade a solid just this once? Please?
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They'll be going to a physical library to get books made of paper, so weird out of print stuff is off the table. Kids these days, with their 'books' and 'physical media that a billionaire can't delete', am I right?
My child is old enough to say the fuck word, but not old enough to legally drink. So no need to hold back on complicated or mature content. ML, anarchist, Maoist, weird Deng-Hoxha-Gorbachev stans; any tendency is fine. I know where I stand, but I want them to be able to make up their own goddamn mind and not just agree with me, so diverse viewpoints are cool.
I know there are lists and resources lurking around here in some community's sidebar, but I got some family emergency stuff to handle in the immediate present. I probably won't read any of this for a day or two. Do a comrade a solid just this once? Please?
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Mods are asleep, post—
(thelemmy.club)
Aw beans. Oh shoot, oh heck, oh frick. You really doinked this one up, CARCOSA.
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I'm off to do some war crimes in the multiverse!
(thelemmy.club)
We're going to massacre everybody we meet. Fun!
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Really makes you think. 
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Woke: Closely following Middle Eastern geopolitics so I can fill up my gas before it gets really expensive.
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Anti-Garda demonstration in Montreal ends in extreme SPVM violence
(williamwilsonphotography.substack.com)
Good thing police violence only happens in the US. 
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I have a sleep disorder. I'm not gonna make it to midnight.
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My Mommy bought me a Nintendo game for Christmas and I've been playing Metroid Prime 4 all weekend.
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Post: Wow, this admin just banned a ton of people for being anti-genocide. What a cesspool.
You: You're a bunch of sanctimonious circlejerkers. Genocide is cool and good, actually.
Also You: I did not violate any rules! Rule 2 doesn't even exist! It definitely doesn't say, 'don't be an asshole; especially not a contrarian asshole,' and if it did, I didn't break it.