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Really makes you think. le-monke

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[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

This was a big topic of debate in my elementary school

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Or the porn version - Clitty Clitty Gang Bang

[-] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

That’s how we got away with cursing in front of our very religious grand parents and aunts. If we were giving the cousins crap we’d point right at them and sing “oh you pretty shitty bang bang, pretty shitty bang bang I hate you” and somehow got away with it.

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

All over the child snatcher billdawg epsteintrump-moist

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Haha get dunked on by Potts and Scrumptious dancing the robot. 🤖

[-] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Cars don't have urethras, educate yourself.

[-] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

nobody believes that you can pee from other things than a urethra this is my burden to carry I am john piss ears and this is my story

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

What would a car poop? Metal pipes?

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago
[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

You would think that, but it actually poops out little tiny cars, that also poop out even tinier cars.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

oh wow that's so cool

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

I guess I found my way into the 3rd grade Lemmy.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

ur FASE is 3rd grade lemmy lmao fukken gottem

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago
[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

That's closer to my age than most people guess, so I'll allow it.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

MFW Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was made by the same guy who made the 007 series.

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