Fuck the Tkachuk brothers, they're both maga assholes

Sales is the fucking worst, I interviewed/trained for a scummy sales job once when I was desperate for employment, it was incredibly sleazy & I just left during lunch on my second day. The dude "training" us would just talk about how much money he spent on partying when he was in our position and how great a time he had all the while telling us to target lonely people, the elderly, and other vulnerable people since they were easier to keep on the line & pressure into buying the crap they sold.

Instead I got a job working 12+ hour night shifts, I was miserable but I didn't have to sell my soul

Lost my friend/workout partner this week, turns out they're super pro cop so that's a bummer, I've known them for years & don't exactly hide my views so I dunno why it surfaced when it did and not earlier

Pretty sure in Futurama they also had global warming canceled out by nuclear winter...

Edit: yeah...

True of many minimum wage jobs tbh. Show up on time, relatively sober, and give half a shit and you're a star employee. Depending on how the company is organized and how cool your immediate managers are you can get away with murder so long as you do your job most of the time

It's endlessly funny to me that the guy who actually got shot and killed never gets mentioned by name when the assassination attempt gets brought up

Can't wait to see the Floridians People's Red Guard seize Festungen Mar-a-lago from the SS

Hate to be making serious posts in badposting but they are/were originally based off English football hooligans so you're 100% correct

Going by this and the last guy? More than one, though further research will be needed

He should have at least waited till trump was there before he

Armed man shot and killed trying to enter Mar-a-lago