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submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by FALGSConaut@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

It's already 2/3 beans

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[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago

If you think about it, Chocolate comes from beans, and so does vanilla, so the strawberry is the only one that needs to be replaced with beans.

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Clearly we need to make the trifecta vanilla, chocolate and coffee. Or we need to make red bean more popular outside of Asian cuisine.

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

Strawbeanry

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

Damn I shoulda replaced strawberry with red beans for the true beanapolitan

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 weeks ago

you joke, but the east asians have really perfected turning beans into a sweet creamy dessert and it's FANTASTIC frozen. lol

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

I would never joke about beans.

Btw does this frozen sweet bean treat have a name? I'm intrigued and want to investigate

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

it's called sweet bean curd in english and has different names throughout east asia and made from a wide variety of beans. my favorite is the japanese red bean curd and i tastes like ice cream when frozen and whipped.

there's also a mexican recipe floating around somewhere online that uses pinto beans, brown sugar and chile. i tried it once; it's pretty good too.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

Oh nice, thanks, I'm definitely going to see if I can find some/make it

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 weeks ago

pro-tip: it's really easy with a food processor and blender will probably work well enough too.

enjoy!

[-] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

digital camouflage beans

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