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[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

Oh duh I forgot the cream and sugar, of course this dude isn't drinking that abomination black.

I have more questions than when I started though. Why bother with grounds at all, why not just stick to instant coffee? Why the blender? It sounds like more work than just about any other coffee making method, and it can't taste good, so why?

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I can ask him if you want, and tell you when he gets back to me.

[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

men would rather make blender coffee than go to therapy

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

Please do, I'm incredibly curious what leads someone down the path of deciding a blender is the best way to make coffee

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 12 hours ago

I have your answer.

He says the more you agitate it, the quicker the grounds give off their flavour so this way he can make something like cold brew super quick since the blender stirs way quicker than he could by hand, and he doesn't mind the grounds.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Brb going to try this to see if he's on to something, thanks for sating my curiosity

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 11 hours ago

I have no idea about coffee mechanics, but it makes intuitive sense. But I still think it would take way longer than what he does.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 1 points 11 hours ago

I don't think he's onto something

Straining the grounds with my teeth was a little much so I ran some of it through a coffee filter

It wasn't good. I mean I can see where he's coming from if he doesn't like hot coffee and doesn't want to make proper cold brew for whatever reason, but I think I'd rather take the extra time to chuck some coffee in a jar overnight.

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Thank you for your contributions to coffee science!

Edit: I shall report your result to him, and tell him that he can get better results through traditional cold brewing. Maybe we can save him.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago

I'll make some traditional cold brew using the same shitty ground coffee to see if it's an improvement, though pretty much anything would be an improvement over blender coffee. He deserves better than blender brew

I can see it being fine with instant coffee though, the "blender just stirs faster" logic works fine there.

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