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Seriously, dudes come into hexbear, call everyone genocide supporters or whatever lib moron thing they can think of for like 10 posts and then they get banned and then post about how ban happy hexbear is. It’s so stupid.
goes to tankie instance
tankies exist in the tankie instance
Tankies ? I thought we support Hillary Clinton ?
finally sometime says what were all thinking! it's her dadgum turn i tells ya wut
I've been voting Hillary for the past 40 years and I won't stop now
I'm still in line to vote for her in the 2016 election. if I stay in line, they have to let me vote
I don't even like doritos and didn't even eat em. 
FUCKING FUCK
The most annoying dude ever who worked for a while at my current job who also tried to get me fired by drunk emailing the owner, I'm still there 3 years later and am the sous chef, he got fired for the email and also for drunk texting me late at night about it. One of the texts was 'you play your games, but I've mastered the killshot' so after he left he was known as Joey Killshot. Dude was the most gen x guy possible with apparently 20 years in kitchens and couldn't handle the easiest job I've ever worked and was really loud about it the whole time, goatee haver etc. Anyway early in his tenure someone else brought some nacho chips to cook off in the pizza oven cause they had gotten bored with work food and he was astounded he didn't use doritos. This guy not only used doritos to make nachos with like cheese and stuff on it, he thought it was normal. I can't think of doritos without remembering the legend of Joey Killshot. One time when we were talking about the legend around a newer person I weird Al improved a version of Lorne Green's Ringo about him. His favorite show was family guy because of the 'great satire'
what's wrong with using a dorito as a nacho it's basically just like a chili lime flavored nacho chip isn't it
It was that he treated all of us like freaks for not doing so and acted like it was normal. And doritos are not at all a chilli lime chip. They're HEAVILY flavored with Nacho dust, Zesty Mordant Dust (Canada joke), Cool Ranch Dust or Sweet Chilli Heat Dust. The flavor on them is far far from subtle, like they wear at the roof of your mouth not subtle. They're for sure designed and have always been advertised as a eat it plain from.the bag kinda chip. They aren't even advertised with dip expect maybe guacamole from time to time. They would make a plate of nachos a very different thing. You're way off on what a dorito is
i've eaten doritos before
Are you sure?
I dunno a powdered chip with cheese and meat sounds gross
Why even bother chiming in if you're conceptually offended by a nacho to begin with
Because it's funny lol
I GUESS YOU GOT ME THERE
I all at once want to know everything about Mr. Killshot, but I also feel like I already know him.
Homie would go on about his 20 years of experience but would forget what an 11 inch pizza looked like every day and would take a pan and see if his dough measured to it, which it did. The pans are 12 inches do I have room to cut the pizza. If the dough is cold you may wanna try stretch it more than normal cause it will shrink in the oven but this wasn't what he was doing. He's catchphrase was 'I'm confused', which you'd hear at least 6 times a shift when he wasn't talking about how great a cook he is. He took every remake like a dagger to the heart, where it's a pizza place and I learned real early on that sometimes doughs get a hold or the stone is too hot and the oven burns or mods are fucked up, remakes are absolutely no biggieand sometimes not even anyone's fault. A fatty bit of meat can fizzled through an uncooked dough. Everything was a catastrophe for him and he didn't react to catastrophes well
You will never get back your Doritos 
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM?!?
I traded them to Lemmygrad for a chocolate pudding cup, a caramelized onion mushroom and swiss panini, and some vegan mac and cheese.
I think we got the better deal tbh
Under ~~Communist~~ Hexbearism everyone shares one dorito bag (by force)
Ya gotta hide your doritos better 
They also have a VAPORWAVE AESTHETIC!? What is this, 2020?! Whaaaaaat?! Everyone knows you're supposed to follow whatever the latest thing is and have no lasting preferences of your own! CONSUME LASTEST PRODUCT NOW YOU HEATHENS!!!
mods, mods, take them to the principals office and have them expelled 
Oh my god this emote is perfect
woah nice piss journal 
You're telling me! They wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in my seat and hid my keys!
So I recently took in a stray kitten, not really old enough to be parted from her mom. Two? nights and days, she was reticent about using her litter box. That third night she messed up, she spent the night outside. She's dutifully used her box, ever since. Cats are smarter than humans.
Cool ranch
I am boycotting Taco Bell (BDS) and so needed to make a homemade Doritos Locos taco. You didn't seem to be using them.
Gonna steal more than your Doritos if you don't watch your tone!
We didn’t steal them. We just distributed them according to our needs. 
Cheetos gang! Cheetos gang!
The constitution gives you an inalienable right to poop wherever you please due to the less talked about 6th part of the 1st amendment: The Rights of Citizens to defecate unimpeded in God's Country. This right extends to any territory or land the US has military bases on. This right is known as the People's Poop amendment or PP for short.
Another case of a tankie who suddenly hates authoritarianism only after it comes for them 
this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025
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