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[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

he won't talk until they surround him with things that make him feel comfortable, like other people's money and women that find him repellent, and his favorite food, iguana

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Hey hey, that's Bezos, Zuckboy can only digest tugsten

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Nah. His diet consists solely of data that he leeches from the users of meta's software.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

They found him inside a meteor

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

ah damn you're right the iguana was bezos, zucc's comfort food is that sunscreen that turns him into a ghost

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

He really likes goat.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

They bathe him in sweet baby rays for comfort

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