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what if china is building a giant knife to stab through the middle of the earth and kill anyone they want? (hexbear.net)

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i just thought of that and was like wow china is so scary

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

China's several timezones ahead, so they can stab us from the future. We can't see it coming. We need to develop our counter knife program immediately so that we can stab them from the past as a preemptive defense!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

it's time to bring back the giant spoon. it was a shield all along. stalin-spoon

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Congress is allocating an additional $75 billion to the Pentagon for this pressing issue

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

What China hasn't accounted for is my fucked up sleep schedule

What amerikkka hasn't accounted for is how I will greet the Chinese and their giant knife as liberators

this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2023

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