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[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

The town's undertaker embalms everyone who does not embalm themselves. Who embalms the undertaker?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If the under-under-taker is Australian, would it then be the down-under-under-under-taker?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

If you’re a trucker on CB radio, you could overtake the underundertaker, over.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Every undertaker is morally oblieged to cary instructions for his job and when death knocks the person who finds the undertaker has to be the next one.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The underclause

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

THE Undertaker is morally obliged to throw Mankind off of Hell in a Cell should they ever cross paths there again.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

As an embalmer, I will be cremated. If people knew what we do to them when we embalm, fewer people would choose it.

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