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submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Ron DeSantis sucks so bad that grade school teachers in China are going “Hey wtf is happening in Florida someone should kill this guy”

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He said people should run over protestors and then a sheriff in ~~Orlando~~ Cocoa Beach said to protestors “We will kill you, graveyard dead.”

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

excuse me, that was Brevard County sheriff who threatened to murder protestors, Blood Meridian style.

not to be confused with Osceola County sheriff, who was arrested last week for running a $21 million illegal gambling operation.

the only thing the Orlando sheriff's office has made the news for this summer is being so slow to answer 911 calls that they caught the attention of state auditors for being shit.

it's very important to remember all the types of Florida sheriffs there are. they're like Pokemon. you wouldn't want to use a sleepy type vs a psychotic killer type.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

... Florida sheriffs... they're like Pokemon....

Gotta redacted-1 redacted-2 them all!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ah fuck you’re right my bad. I was told about those stories by the same person around the same time so got them mixed up. Osceola County definitely counts as Orlando

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