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[-] [email protected] 102 points 2 weeks ago

Women shouldn't be allowed on flights anyway, it gives them hysteria and can make their uteruses fly out

[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago

That was trains going over 40km/h, not planes, wasn't it?

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

I don't see how the same rules wouldn't apply!

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

Planes generally don't go on rails so maybe that's a factor.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago

It’s both. It’s also the reasoning for women originally:

Not being able to go into space

Not being able to ride bikes (unless they side straddled the fucking bike ?!?!?)

Not being able to do marathons (even in like the fucking 70’s)

By all rights the world should be littered with projectiled uteruses at this point.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

What makes you think it's not?

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

Its true, I've seen it happen with my own eyes.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

I was a flying uterus before I became a real boy.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Makes sense, circle of life and all.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

This is true. I'm a doctor and got my medical degree from Giliad Holiness University Hospital and Church.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

So you have a doctor's note?

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