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[-] [email protected] 67 points 2 weeks ago

Do you go straight to anal with ghosts?

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe you're in a long-term committed relationship with the ghost?

Or if the ghost comes from a candle

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Boy ghosts come from candles, girl ghosts come from Keiko OBrien didn't you watch the sex Ed holofilmstrip in school?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

The vagina and mouth are for the living!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, would you prefer phantom at the dick hole opera?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Are you saying your dick hole is as squeaky as the old fashioned bird whistles? Image

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Holy shit that was obnoxious to scroll past

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

No first the oral sex, anal is for hour 2

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Why not? Ectoplasm is a great natural lubricant.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

It's a super natural lubricant

this post was submitted on 18 May 2025
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