this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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"I hereby vow! You will rue this day! Behold, a true Drake Warrior! And I, Igon! Your fear made flesh! Solid of scale you might be, foul dragon … But I will riddle with holes your rotten hide! With a hail of harpoons! With every last drop of my being! ...best wishes to the happy couple!"
Not that far off, honestly.