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this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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A number of my close friends have married and one of my old friends gives a speech at every one that's just dialogue from a fromsoft game.
All of us laughing when people say "that was very poetic" to him after.
Literally so much better than asking the robot parrot
Every single toast i've witnessed and done has basically been short standup sets talking about embarassing and stupid shit that we've done in the past, ending in a congratulation to the married couple. Pretty simple, really.
Oh yeah, that's the classic formula that needs no deviation
Luv 2 workshop my tight 5 at the wedding
"I hereby vow! You will rue this day! Behold, a true Drake Warrior! And I, Igon! Your fear made flesh! Solid of scale you might be, foul dragon … But I will riddle with holes your rotten hide! With a hail of harpoons! With every last drop of my being! ...best wishes to the happy couple!"
Not that far off, honestly.