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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Gonna be honest, kid doesn't really look like the pictures

Now, I'm gonna get alex-aware for a second

Wouldn't it be funny if they just nabbed some guy who looked close enough and was also a scrambly-brained weirdo so they could close the case?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

He just EDC's a suppressed pistol and fake IDs for unrelated brainworm reasons.

The cops are amazed they only have to plant the manifesto and get to side hustle all the other incriminating evidence.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Manifesto's only two pages because that's how much they had time to write. The last paragraph is just a bunch of "lorem ipsum"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Wait until someone is caught because their manifesto is AI generated and chatgpt has the logs of them making it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Or the feds have day zero access to the database yeonmi-park as all companies in the country are required to have.

And then they swap out logs with planted or manipulated evidence just like Minority Report.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or the feds have day zero access to the database yeonmi-park as all companies in the country are required to have.

And then they swap out logs with planted or manipulated evidence just like Minority Report.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

And then they swap out logs with planted or manipulated evidence just like Minority Report.

Like I keep telling people, full-disk encryption isn't just about stopping others from reading your data, it's also about preventing falsified evidence from being planted.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

You would honestly be surprised sometimes

Growing up in Wisconsin, my buddy had five fake id's to buy booze with

My other buddy had a sawn-off shotgun they turned into a whip-it gun with a homemade suppressor

I'm just saying, there are a lot of weirdos out there, wouldn't be hard to find one to lay blame on

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

He's just really into his "I am Spartacus" bit

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Extremely slim chance this is actually the guy, but I can't wait to see what he and his lawyer have to say. My guess is this feller was in NYC that morning, owns a silenced pistol and is of similar build. He looks like the photo from the back of the cab, but that guy didn't look like the same person from the shooting video.

Very risky move for the cops if it's not the right dude, can you imagine how bad it would look for them if he brained another CEO on video?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

pepe-silvia They picked up the guy at the lookalike contest with the most incoherent twitter page

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Wouldn't it be funny if they just nabbed some guy who looked close enough and was also a scrambly-brained weirdo so they could close the case?

Seems more likely that they pulled the most similar looking guy out of their list of known weirdos.