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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

That happened to me! Hopefully it doesn't get U2!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

The virus only gets ya, if you party INXS

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One more pun and I'm calling The Police.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do that and I’m fleeing to Europe

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds good I will go to Asia

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Screw that, Boston's where it's at.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well it definitely isn't Chicago

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why is everyone in such a Rush to leave?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The Countdown's begun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah. For your immune system to be so compromised you need to drink a magnum at least.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

You have to know when enuff z'nuff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, it's quite the Poison to experience.