Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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No one knows the cure.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One more pun and I'm calling The Police.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do that and I’m fleeing to Europe

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds good I will go to Asia

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Screw that, Boston's where it's at.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well it definitely isn't Chicago

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

more like a Small Town.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why is everyone in such a Rush to leave?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The Countdown's begun.