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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (4 children)

An entire bottle of gin will unlock some very disgusting traits in most people.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

It will only unlock the disgusting contents of my stomach.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

it stops my hand from shaking. how could it be unhealthy?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

It 'unlocked' my stomach once; tore the fucker right open. They gave me morphine to take for the pain, which went well. Anyway, three years sober now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I disagree in principle as i am biased against alcoholism, but yeah. Limits of tolerance aren't the same for everyone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

George Burns supposedly drank a bottle of scotch every day until he died and chain-smoked cigars. He died at 101 doing things that have killed people younger than 50.

Some people have bodies that can handle anything the owner wishes to throw at themselves. See also: Keith Richards, age 80.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Not really the same since there's no real evidence that cannabis is seriously detrimental to your health compared to things like alcohol and opiates.